and so we decided to go to The Tower Inn:Ferno... and it took a while to leave
"Hmmm" said Pete "I wonder who shall get drunk upon this alcoholic beverage drinking occasion"
after further questionning the bannister had very little idea either
However luckily Nick was nearby to step in and confirm many a suspiscion
Pete chuckled quietly while desperatly trying to edge out without being noticed
and was not impressed when...
Nick attempted to eat the camera man.....
Unsurprisingly Louis was the first to get hammered, and chuckled "narhg" to himself
and promptly fell asleep standing up
"hmm" wondered Alex "what mysterious revelations will we discover this evening"
"I know!" cried Nick as his wrist went uncontrollably limp...
"I'm... a pizza box!!!".... yes Nick, you are
Feeling left out louis attempted to be an external hard disk drive, much to Nick's amusement
Unfortunatly all this talk of "external" got nick "all in a fluster"
"Right old chaps" exclaimed Nick " anyone up for a spot of golf?"....and so the night ended
Okay so even though I tried to only drink twice a week, I've managed it three times already, dammit. Ah well, twas a good night, Tower Inn (yes bar) is pretty good, along with reefs + becks only one pound each. Mike also managed to go and get dominos pizza, while nick convinced them to give him an empty box, probably to be quiet ;). Now Sleep tom says.
The Day In Pictures
damn waking up
Damn woke up late once more, gotta go to gym and hand in design and method crap. Also I'm not in the slightest bit hungry so I'm gonna go for as long as I can without eating just to teach my body a lesson MWAHAhahaha
I also need some more photos to put on here, but can never be assed to take any, nort norty... you never know I may get a fred the pirate episode out today, before mike beats me with a fiat panda
all your base are belong to us
yah well I did loads of work on campus and now sexy sexy roo roo
I come up with some cunning ideas for fred the pirate eps, now just gotta make em, in the mean time I found a flash animation I did years upon years ago
People won't get it unless they know the people, but its quite funny anyway, cos its crap, Basically the rat is some dude who was pissing us off and trying to get my mate (adam) into trouble with skool etc, so check it out (oh and I apologise about a certain word but I can't modify it anymore and i twas young den):
Ratty
At some point I shall do some stuff with sommit... damn forgot what i was typing.... oh yeah fred the pirate concept art!! wow u all say... maybe
oh dear
Woke up lateish again, bit of an error, gotta walk briskly while eating breakfast to lecture. Things keep going wrong which is worrying, ah well, its gonna be one of them days.... what ever that means
The Day In Words:
Okay so I've just spent 2 hours doing pre/post/error constraints for our functional interface definition... i.e. I did work!?!?! crazy stuff. I should probably go to bed as I wanna do a run in the morning and I got lots of crappy ass lectures. How i cry, so I leave you with this:
Something Funny
Something Random
I wonder if green tea can actually help my liver not die a very painful death, I may test the theory.
Something Quoteable
"I don't want to be a hair!, I want to be a dragon!.. SHUT UP.. ok I'll be a hair" - a hair through the eyes of edward monkton - respect
Unfortunatly at the moment I can't be assed to do any episodes, I'm letting inspiration hit. Alex is making dinner but I not hungry at all. I think I'm broke. Nick also tried to make me buy an oven today, luckily I managed to run away and not buy it. The fool
ARgh
Damn woke up 35 minutes late so rushed to group meeting, and it was pointless in the end! shocking. Then to make matters worse, when I went to lecture, I flicked a coin and apparently I shouldn't go the lecture
quite pointless realy
I've be challenged not to shave for Lent.... I'm not gonna do that, the fools.. talk of shaving need to right now.
Okay So I've started a new project as such. An animation thingy, with episodes and all that, I've done a beta crappy intro to it, so everyone laugh and give me feed back please :P
INTRO TO MY SUPER DUPER CRAP EPISODE THING (CAN'T BE ASSED TO DO AN EPISODE YET)
Random Quote:
"Children and Zip Fasteners do not respond to force... Except occasionally." - Katharine Whitehorn
Song Of The Day:
Inme - Energy
Arena
So in conclusion a cunning night at arena ,good fun except alcohol failed to work upon me, which is annoying as I am now only drinkin twice a week... yeah like thats gonna work.
Alex giving up alcohol for lent? don't make me laugh.... well u can, but still he's not gonna be able to do it. Didn't even get a kebab, that surely proves I wasn't drunk. MaYbe.
A hat, upon a man... think about it 
Nick's "to do" list has the word flange on!! *giggles childishly* 
On our quest to reach an alcoholic beverage establishment we met the one they and we call "Bearded Jack" 
We tried to resist his girlish charms but he forced us to admire and lust over his beard, how we cried 
However back in the pub, there was a musing over the crossword, with mike attempting to attach the newspaper to his nose 
"ARGH" said mike as he swallowed the paper in one and so boycotting various situations 
There was a tiny pussy cat here ... but it went :( 
"Hazarr" claimed mike soberly...
ahh yeeeeess
Well now, Alex luckily woke me up at like 8.30 so had to rush off to lectures, then did massive of work with group, argh, anyway I wrote a little song especially for Wendy (see above):
oh wendy, you came and you bought me a haddock
but you bored me to tears
oh wendy, you came and you danced on my buttock
now I'm scarred, I need beers
oh wendy... you came!
I have a cunning idea for sommit to do on here... we shall see if I have the effort to do it :P
Random Quote:
"Have you ever thought if the spoons are wondering why there are so many different sizes of humans? Well don't- thats stupid talk" - Mike Roberts
Random Thought:
Need to listen to these bands more:
Sister Hazel
The Black Keys
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Kings of Leon
Monster Magnet
Story of the Year
Stone Temple Pilots
Everclear
and so
I've once again done nothing with my day, I managed to bore myself to near tears in my first two lectures of the semester. Then me and nick went to town and didn't buy anything, all a bit of an error, and then we spent the rest of the day watching tele and washing up. Good fun.
Random Quote:
"Little adam o keith, sets off on his quest,
to reach the lab of java, and learning no less,
with cycling vagabonds requesting small cash,
he looks on and smiles as he makes a quick dash.
A lady of old, hands him a leaflet of gloom,
that tells him of, the worlds impending doom.
With the itch on his bum, he threatens to scratch
he manages to fend off, the loathsome wretch,
Passing the twin beasts, so filled with hate
as he makes his way to those university gates
trying to think of a word rhyming with fate
he realises...oh no! i'm gonna be late!" - Adam Smith, while very bored.
Random Thought:
We have different sized spoons, but all our forks are the same size!
What not to do with a microwave
1. Find out tea towels are wet
2. Listen to nick who reckons a tv program told him that putting them in the microwave sterilises them.
3. Put towels in microwave on high for about 8 minutes
4. Smell burning.
5. Open microwave, and remove tea towels which are now black and glowing
6. Let nick blow on them
7. go "argh dammit they're on fire" and throw them in the sink
8. Realise the towels now have numerous holes in them
Quote ala me
Random Quote (from when I was actually totally hammered):
Me: "damn, attempted to get drunk again 2nite.... it didn't work, out of all the alcohol i hadn;t built up a tolerence against, finally i have defied wine, dammit tbh, error, ah well, I better sleep wigga, I be tripping 2moz no doubt"
Dave: "seems u are not sober tho"
Dammit
This is what happens if your drunk and you have a cheesie poof fight. Godammit this hole place smells of cheesy poofs, and thats a bad thing, I think I've mainly recovered from last nite, tbh I couldn't even answer what date it was.. the foolish ness has reached new levels. And yes ness is a word.
Random Quote:
"Dude if i jhad a penny for every time you dissed drinking, I would be sendin this text via my own satellite!.. on that note, im going jogging." - Adam Smith (in reply to me whinin about alcohol)
Oh god the complete mess is worrying, if anyone can see the tv working device can you mail me? thanks
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I've just discovered titles... wow!
and also broke the box over there ->
It's 5.41 am, I'm awake and can't get back to sleep. we had a cheese ball fight last night and there's an infinite amount of crumbs in my bed. I had designed a crumb cleaning device, but along the way my brain restarted and I forgot the beginning to fit with the start. I also wish I had bigger titles. Why am i? 
The Day In Pictures
With ample confusion, nick managed to decide that there must be something cheaper, and better for us than vitamin pills
Unfortunatly our conclusion was buying much more wine for 1.96 per bottle. I sometimes wish my head didn't hurt so much.
As you can well see, mike predicted a messy end to the situation....
Luckily nick was blissfully unaware of.. well the world in general really, alcohol = a blinding mechanism... yay for alcohol really
And this is where it all started to go wrong, we went to quiz drunk, got split into two teams because apparently we're too good, which is highly annoying cos it kinda revealed that I have no interlect... intuleuct... damn ... at all.
Especially when I went up for head jam and I didn't even know the current date. I may not drink for a long time, as my brain hurts and I seem to have a lack of being able to sleep...
Quote of the Day:
"The ability of dandelions to tell the time is somewhat exaggerated, owing to the fact that there is always one seed that refuses to be blown off; the time usually turns out to be 37 o'clock" - Miles Kington
Random Thought
I have cheesy puffs all over my bedroom. And my bed smells of them. They are not nice.
Oki so following the general theme, anyone who comes here, leave a random thought! It can be anything you want, an idea, a dream, a song, your view, a belief or even a type of camel apparatus....
The Day In Pictures:
I put on new jeans for most of the day, this is the result from my perspective!
We went to riley's! yay for us, mike was a bit tipsy and alex came along quite hammered, all good fun
So after rileys, we left rileys (see above)
Then I made the high street look pretty with some cool effects... I smell of smoke now
and so a day more pointless than anything finished, and I watched black books and stroked my pet tortoise vigourously.
Quote Of The Day:
"You should make a point of trying every experience once, except incest and folk dancing"
Random Thought:
Bruce Campbell is a legend and from now on must be respected as a king/prophet/messiah/cheese lawyer. Hence from now until the ends of time you shall refer to all things which are great as Campbellesque.
Don't hurt me
I like eating, it seems to serve a purpose higher than say, a tall person employed as a person who walks under small bridges. I have a suspicion that we're going to rileys tonight, I have this incling cos I organised it, funtastibble. I trying to increase my water intake to make sure my knees don't drop off. Hi mom!
I got bored so went to find stuff to take pictures of, I didn't find much... however! I found my tamigotchi 1 quid rip of is shockingly dead, as this photo attests. Poor turtle/bat mutant, ah well, life goes on, or not as the case may be... I cry inside
Nargh I bored, there's no one around, and I just pooterling around eating,getting fatter and watching tv/computer.... save my soul archibald
Oki so this was an error, I didn't get to bed until past about 4am cos I got addicted to scrubs again, 4th series still as wikked as ever, even had matt perry in for 1 ep and heather graham was in it for 4 or 5, she is much hotter than any replacement hip surgery.
However, I managed to drink about 6 pints of water before I went to sleep and still woke up stupidly thirsty... so this morning I watched so more scrubs :P right must put on some clothes.... oh and nick made himself throw up last nite and twas quite funny... I also think someones been in my room cos my fosters hat and samurai sword have move...
...oh wait yeah was dave getting cd, damn his samurai whelding eyes. Louis's gone home for the weekend now, so time to trash the house, mwahahahahhahahahaha
The Day In Pictures:
The conclusion to our playing with alex's playdoh, check out the french fries she has for hair.. awesome
This is my puppy I made with the coolest dred locks ever,
A snail! with similar jamacan properties
Our sexual woman from a different angle again
So after getting even more drunk at spoons, me and nick went to rileys to see sarah and zoe, who were there with matt and vicky. Played a few games, spent some more on game machines, probably acted way too drunk and made fools of ourselves. So to save the situation I let abdula kebab me up, and he gave us a pack of free chips, probably as we weren't wearing skirts this time :P shizer, ah well, time to watch lots of scrubs! (yes the time isn't what this post says, but shhh)
lol so now getting absolutly hammered, things work with the watchiamacall it and its all good. Black books damn funny so me and nick vowed to be like them hmm wine seems to penerate my alcohol tolerance barriers of doom, so we thought the best course of action is to spoons!
h'okay so, 1 huge breakfast consisting of 3 bacons, 4 sausages, 3 hash browns, 2 eggs, beans and a slice of toast later, we went to town, and accidently got excited and bought 3 bottles of £1.96 wine, I seemed to get drunk in tesco just by being near it, so it must be good stuff surely?
we've now also got some cables for la old laptop so we can watch my films et stuff on tv but networks being really sucppery, think I broked it all. hmm Better go fix it
once more I start with argh, this time cos all that football conspacuated my back, not a fun time, aching quite a lot. I think it be time to make some breakfast of kings...
yes oki its true, I keep having to fake the times of posts so they fall into the right day, damn you all !!!!
oh and i changed what me blog looks like... yeah it looks crappy, I nicht so care
Day In Pictures
Okay so this has been a less than productive day.
I'm still bit worn out from footie, we did buy about 65 quids worth of food, which is quite impressive, and then we ate some cunningly cheap reduced take aways from good ole tesco.
Then just laid around watching static on the ole tele, and finally watching more scrubs on me computer. I have managed to clean my room so yay to me ... well alright I didn't clean it just tidied it, but still yay me.
Apparently tomorrow I gotta go to the gym, according to my concuciouns... concious... concionous... or sommit concubines?
Quote of the Day
"Either this man is dead, or my watch has stopped" - Groucho Marx
Random Thought:
If mineral water has been in volcanos, mountains, springs and dog poo for millions of years and is magical... why does bottled water have a best before date?
hmm so after 2.5 hours of football and no non-alcoholic liquid since yesterday morning, I'm not fantastic... to tesco!
so back from the wonderful pub...drank about 5 pints, then they ran outta stuff, which sucked cos it was like 3.30pm at this point!!! but still we got about 7 hats and 3 beer hand devices, much useful. So we decided to go to walkabout cunningly, however they had no drinks offers at all, and we just looked really cool, so had a fewmore pints and ate some food then ran home. Now ze fools are at the cinema but that costs money and argh etc.
Song of the Day:
Five for Fighting - Superman
Quote of the Day
" You seem to dress up as girls far more than is considered healthy geez" - Adam Smith - Too True
Random Thought:
Panties
I apologise for my remarks earlier, to anyone who often "wearibgs sjurts" no offence was meant by this flippant comment. Woke up today, and was not that bad tbh, should of had a hang over for the amount of alcohol I did in fact drink ... 20 quid in a place that sells pints of cocktails for 1.50? ah well. Damn you justin for makin me do shots of vodka aswell, its all okay in the end, alex got stupidly hammered, nearly left, threw up, and was fine again, though still drunk. This morning we're doing nothing but watching some more classic car boot sale/auction/room changing tv shows. We'll soon go to the place I'd like to call spoons, and drink away australia day, I've made up a song for australia day, it goes: Australia Day, Australia Day... Get down on it doo doo dooo, Get cheese on it doo doo dooo, Get down on it doo doo dooo, Get cheese on it doo doo dooo." i think I may have to shorten it down before release though, as the radio stations tend to prefer short and snappy songs. anyway ...