I wish I could be bothered to post more, but it does wear the tom out thinking and the such like...
I woke up at 8 today, and went to campus in a strange and turbulent move, which resulted in me getting annoyed with blue room computers, boosting pepsi's vending machine economy and creating a sexy totem pole on Houdini. Then Jake from hollyoaks (who happens to take my modelling course) entered the room, and the conversation went thus:
Jake:"err, ahh hmm"
Me:"errr mm hey"
J: "Hi, just er checkin er the um houdini working?"
M: "oh um yeah its er good?"
J: "k... er... you got um book?"
M: "yeah er its um good um?"
talking of conversations:
Doc: Well, I'm afraid you have tuberculosis. I need to know, are you a creationist?
Patient: What does that have to do with anything?
D: Well, I could give you the drugs that would cure Tuberculosis as it was discovered in 1937, or the modern drugs that treat the disease as it has evolved into today.
P: What's so great about the modern drugs?
D: They're intelligently designed...
this dude rules
apparently BBC wanna charge tax for owning pcs as well as tvs. hmph
Where buckets and pegs collide
For today's lesson children:
I direct you all to Dave's blog as he's expertly fashioned a photo collaboration of last nights extremely awesome events, click on the picture my loyal readers and let wonders amaze and amazements wonder:
yeah!
I once said to mike
"hey mike" for that was his name at the time "if I was superman would you still love me" to which he didn't but should have replied "stop wearing my mom's thong and I'll think about it"
You may have noticed I havn't blogged for a while, I havn't cos I've been busy fighting a strange varient of Dolphin death, luckily I managed to give it to Gavin, Chloe and Louis, so my crime-fighting duties continue.
I don't mean to alarm anyone but not only did I wash my sheets but I also bought DJ Yoda tickets. This doesn't relate to it but its awesome and I want one. (don't click it dave u showed it to me!).
We had a power cut yesterday which resulted on us paniking, followed by my sexual arousal, I mean use of road works lights and phones to illuminate out souls. Then I revealed by laptop from a hidden orifice and we proceded to watch Austin Powers 2 and The Lion King. dude I'd never seen the Lion King before, I was like dang I can't wait to be king.
Random Quote
"I'm so far ahead of the game, I've gone home, showered, got changed and gone to the pub to celebrate already" - woot
argh
I seem to have a rare varient of dolphin influenza, however this cheered me up:
Hassell my Hoff - Hooked on a feeling
I've had masses of requests
to post some photos of my naked body. though when I say masses, I mean Stu, and when I mean "post some photos of my naked body" I mean "to shut the hell up".....
I think its time for a photo invasion.... actually that sounds a bit crap
Here is a cunning reflective device me and dave created allowing ultimate viewage of the door below my window!
once more Sarah Michelle Gellar asks us to do the impossible....
....cross your eyes and focus on the image in the middle, 3Darama!
I feel ill -> food time
ooooooooooooooooooooooohhh...
there's no adverts in my cheese (yeah)
there's no adverts in my hair
there's no adverts in my candy floss
and there's no adverts on my chair
there's no adverts in my ickle dog
no adverts in my underwear
then why for godamn motherfucking sake
are there adverts in microsoft freeware
thank you thank you - to the bar my fellow alcohol fiends.
Later on this Blog: The mystery of the mysterious reflective surface mystery
I can't help but notice
I'm eating fruit and fibre Tesco style. not that there's a tesco style to eating cereal, but the .... *gives up*
Had a french dude for lecture today he was all up in our crib like "hey guy stop hacking my server", tho he's leaving at end of february? dammit, luckily "another woman will take my place", which made me gaffaw, tho it wasn't heard over the noise my lion of a stomach was making.
man I'm tired. whoops broke the router *sidles away*
I feel a bit ill now, I blame prince of persia, couldn't sleep last nite so played it till late, then I was like argh sleep lecture wibble. I should prolly work...
Random Quote
"why does swiss cheese? - because they can't bacon" - combination of stu and me, woo
Don't you just hate
. I do sometimes, its not good, spread the love my darling readers. Either that or extraction of the smackdown is paramount (or universal... gaffaw... wibble). enough.
Beware of the Lobster Kitty.
I saw the man known as Corne yesterday, and had like one of the most awesome tutorial type devices ever, nearly a 30min talk all about stuff, very cool. Unfortunatly he suggested I should do a phd, now my decisions are in termoil again. Time for Rage Against The Machine I fear.
We're hopefully going to the lemmy tonight depending on varying factors from tickets to turn out to if I don't die from lack of cheese within the next 23 seconds, more news on this later.
High juice time (pause) - excellent.
Nick went away forever today! ARGH, well forever being till 20th may, not good, he's going to Hide-my-Hoven in Hollyland. I suspect this signifies the beginning of the end of my rest-bite before semester of ultimate work that is worth half my degree!
~~~Abdula has returned~~~
Random Quote
"There is no one alive who is Youer than You" - Dr. Seuss
Smallville
Some people may not want to read this due to spoilers but they be crazy wack.
Saw episode 100 of smallville, twas quite good but the whole concept was already done in Angel (I will remember you) and done much better in it. Something missing from the smallville ep I suspect.
word to the wiggle
damn landlord keeps turning up randomly and letting people walk round house, totally against our contract and it got me out of bed and having to apply clothes this morning. I'd bring the smackdown but due to me being at home its locked in my two-key safebox for outside use....
Went to la pub of ramming last nite with just dave and pete but was awesome night and we were like "vun!!!!, two!!!!, threeee!!!, voooof!", bonus points. Me and dave also opened up a can of weirdness on the bar dude but asking for shots in pint glasses and meat flavoured crisps. Damn we're wacky.....dang
this site is still one of the best sites on the internet: www.stuffonmycat.com
I seem to continually have the "little bit of sick little bit of sick" feeling, tis annoying, I blame robinsons high juice and alcopops. pop. pop.
I'm shivering so much now I gonna stop writing this and have some lamb grill steak. man its good
Random Quote
"Vagina Power!" - Storm from the X-men
Don't Read This
Just had a great conversation with Dave and Louis lasting like 2 hours or more about religion, belief, good evil and moral, below is not directly related to what we talked about, but mainly my exasperation with humans. Its quite rambling as well, mainly due to the alcohol that I consumed earlier, tho at the moment has lost all effect. maybe.
In the end everything seems like nothing gets anywhere, I've seen so many arguements/discussions, so little resolution or conclusion. For instance I take every comment on slashdot as an example, especially in relation to Google or Microsoft and ethical issues, everything continually bounces around. Its fair duos that people share their views and opinions and I'm not saying they shouldn't express them or whatever, but no one ever has an answer that anyone can believe in and so much effort is spent in this continual circle of arguments and conflicting views that it really does seem like our existence loses some sort of progress due to everything that occurs. Again even this comment is useless and just a view and not useful in the slightest, it won't change anything, it won't put anything in particular perspective. Most people either believe or don't believe something, people are naturally stubborn, along with stupid and good, but still stubborn. And in the end its all in context, lets take the example of "Do no evil" the apparent slogan of Google. No one can really define Evil in itself, and in the end its probably just in retrospect.
Dilemmas whether ethical, moral, religious, or just basically humane can't be black and white, and its that very fact that make every decision, every factor or experience in life difficult. No one ever said life was easy, no one ever claimed that beliefs, views and solutions were simple, even though people expect or hope them to be.
I sometimes worry whether I should be out there throwing views around. "Making a difference", but also it seems easier to just take everything as it comes and do what I do. I'm sure this is the easiest way out, but I've noticed it involves less arguements and conflicts, but thats just on the micro scale. In the large context of things I'm not only a hypocrite, and completely complacent not to mention ignorant and neive beyond my comprehension. Though perhaps this realisation is a revalation in itself. Though probably not. Also I can't help but feel this post is everything that its arguing against, but hey I'm not perfect.
I'm going to stop now before I say something that makes even less sense that what I just said and is just the work of my busy typing hands. Once more regular readers can strike this post off the record. More humourous shinanigans to follow.
Just adding this for interest this is google china (censored) and this is google ameriland (uncensored as such). The search is tiananmen. Don't sue me.
Post number 306! word to ya mother
I prolly should have changed jeans from yesterday due to mud stainage, and I've noticed my farting is becoming uncontrollable and my feet smell.... wanna go out with me? oh yeah ya do...
as Dave says i "need a cork"... dang diggy dang
Had awesome night at firehouse with Sam and Beax and then at Rileys with Sam, much fun, tho slight drunkenness mainly on Sam's part :P Also I need to improve my skill da la poolage.
I came up with a cunning theory in the shower today but can't remember it... *waits for it to reappear in his head*... omg it worked! yeah anyway, everyone should wear dissolveable clothes, this is for many reasons: 1) More excitement when it rains 2) weight loss due to people running for home/a place to hide when it rains 3) Keeps the economy going due to continual buyage of clothes... though this occurs due to women anyway..... dammit my feet really do smell.
furthermore I know this is obvious but many people still don't get it: Wolverine could have ANYONE. apart from maybe superman, but superman doesn't count cos he's not cool in the slightest.
Finally I'd like to apologise to anyone who doesn't get a reply when they text/msg me on msn, this is mainly due to me leaving my phone in random places and the fact I don't sit at my pc continually! yes its hard to believe but sometimes I go downstairs and once a month venture out the house!.... I need to stop using exclamation marks as well, they're for people who can't express themselves through words alone... or something equally smart.
nite fools.
Random Quote:
"I'm not the man I was, I'm more jaded than the first, I'm what you expected, what you didn't and everything inbetween. I am me but so detached from me, I'm nearly you. But nothing quite so dis-simliar." - a quote close to my heart/feet/ketchup holder
Don't ask, just do
HOWTO make a noble fruit helmet for your cat
in further news I just cooked 16 sausages, sounds like a sausage fest to me (note: 23512th time I've used that joke)
shizer I not done a proper blog in ages, and prolly never will do *gaffaws* yeah that didn't make sense, wanna fight? interestingly all my work is now in, and I can take a chill pill.
Place of Interest: I managed to tell a group of girlies that our house was falling apart when the landlord was right nearby and I didn't realise, I promptly hid in Nick's room. I'll sue his ass.
For all those people with a "control people on a computer who arn't actually there but play a set of clips according to the commands you enter, mostly hot women, doing sexy things, or teasing, the bitchs, i kill them!" fetishes check this out, one more for the road.
Lately in my chilled out state I've been playing too many computer games, Prince of Persia: Two Thrones pwns. and Pete and I have been hammering out some X-men Legends 2, cos we're cool like that.
Random Quote
"life's getting up and not dying" - Your master
beer and clothing in New Pork
have u noticed that I have 5 min left before I suspected I would leave to go to campus... damn its a long way... but I have work to do... damn.
new timetable for semester 2! I seem to have the inverse square tangent vector of last semester timetable, 1 empty day and 4 busy ones. damn my foolish choices. ARGH deadline tomorrow to campus ->
I bought my parents 50 trees btw, seemed cheaper than the donkey option. but then I thought, "hold your horses *gaffaw* 50 quid ain't that much for a donkey".. but its a lot for a student. not that I'm buying a student. but I am a student. whose buying the donkey. except not. just trees. shh go away now....
Random Quote
“Shin: Device for finding furniture in the dark” - Anonmyous... anonomou... no one knows who wrote it innit bruv....
“If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?” - Tom Snyder - rofl awesome.
internal conversation I had with myself:
(while walking in the loo)
Me: You going to the toilet?
Me: No I'm going to masterbate in some pre-stored urine
well I dunno do i...
well fantastic
I've some how made a java program that requires 55gb 28gb of Ram, and thats a poorly calculated probably highly too low figure. not only that this was my small set of sample data... I've made 24mb of files be represented by 55gb 28gb of data, as dan said:
I have also discovered a few theories I'd like to share with everyone. 1) attaching cctv cameras to the tv's that display it is clever, as it tends to make people look directly at it and 2) the tom has a gravitational pull that only effects slow old people forcing them to career in front of him in the high street. oh and they should only sell energy efficient bulbs. make sense
Hair Status: Dense enough to shield brain from bio-toxic radiation.
I spent over 2 hours the other day in Smiths trying to find a decent book to buy with my vouchers but no such luck. I nearly bought Origin of Species, which neatly leads me onto the fact I want Great Books of the Western World by britannica. Then again could just read classic books in 1 minute.
Random Quote
"you're a strange little creature" - Louis describing me....
lucid awesomeness
mmm you can't beat unidentified white fish for breakfast.... I think I had a lucid dream last night, tho my recall isn't too good, tho I did wake up twice, around the times when REM sleep should roughly be. What I do remember is realising it was a lucid dream and taking control but then worrying that because I realised I was gonna wake up. What I actually did was hazy, but I remember deciding I needed a super power and it occured.
May not have been a lucid dream tho as it didn't occur to me to do a reality check, apart from super power thing. Twas cool anyway.
Talking of me and cool, when I was drunk the other nite I attempted a commando roll across my bed to access the sinkifying area, unfortunatly I fell off half way through to my doom. Ah well at least I didn't get told off for singing New York New York.
Also I had a cunning topic of conversation in La Ram the other nite, if girl's have a utereus, what do guys have in place of it? I concluded we must have a ballist *giggles at the word ballist* as such to help cope with potential horizontal situations. Everyone else was like Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
I need to read some philosophy I think, so I can talk poshly and with an air of knowledgeableness around me. But until then I'll just wish Rachel an awesome time skiing and not to fall over tooooo much... well maybe if u wanna :P
Random Quote
“Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful.” - Buddha - well he raises a good point
hey guess who hasn't posted for ages
well your wrong, now shut up and let me expell my knowledge and humour in a tightly packed ramble of wit and intrigue comparable with many a successful travelator. You may have noticed that I've lacked updates, this surprisingly isn't due to my fantastic golden shanks but because I'm a bit shit. Luckily every now and then I wrote down a note to blog about..... let the knowledge pour.
*shuffles notes*... k apparently I need to extrapolate my fondness of words beginning with the word e, for instance, erogenous, erroneous, extrapolate, etc...Also top tip for packing clothes in suitcases: leave hangers on, much easier to unpack and less hassle for your minions later on.
Twas Rexxor's birthday celebratory shindig on 7th and we went "down tha dawgs". Mucho awesome, with rex hacking everyone up and winning half the national global income of Luxemborg. suspicious if you ask me, or anyone within a 5 mile radius. maybe.
Next day after a series of coach and train dilemmas I arrived in time for a Mike Birthday shindig which resulted in mike being WAY too drunk and possibly evacuating some sort of acid out of his stomach, which probably should have been put in quarentine.
hmm I can't help but feel the internet is slower than wading through a pool of granite. luckily I finished my dissertation in time copies available on request, whoop... but I got 5000 words for thursday morning... craptastic.
Random Quote
"accidently d/led "black guy fucks his mum" instead family guy" - Dan..yes dan
Photo Fest!
Dan's birthday kicked off to a tongue-tastic start!....
...followed by some excellent camera-work, apart from rachel's ghost shoulder, dan's ghost bottle and me not telling tracey what I was doing :P....
...this could possibly be rex, damn UV lights...
...holy retro man! which one is trev!?!?....I am...
...what a fine looking OzPom I see before me...
...."hallo my friend" claimed Sanchez "fosters me up oz-boi"... possibly....
..."achh aye" extrapolated Danny along with other persumably scottish stereotypical phrases....
....holy crap....
...damn russians, taking our food, taking our wives, taking us from behind....
...then mike's birthday was like "crap, bottle of wine. down it.. .crap."...
...holy external christmas tree batman!...
,,,someone got hungry
Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris Facts: "Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down. "
"Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies"."
Check what he says himself!
Welcome my children
Yes I feel I am doing "the Jesus Thang" and ressurecting my insides, I feel some what epistolary and less precarious than the average woman who just married a dolphin....I mean its called Cindy dammit!
I've always found that my hair tends to explode disdainfully in a shower of sparks and people questioning my intended sexuality, however I think I've completed the unthinkable and reached hair so long I could become a professional wig impersonator.
shit I need to pack and then off to the land which I sometimes call exeter! whoop whoop
Random Quote
"okay everybody for my next miracle, I'm gonna turn water... into funk!" - Jesus Christ
and illness strikes
Thats right gentle reader, your humble blogger has be struken down by an illness so vile that one proceeded to vomit continually throughout the night of New Years Celebrations every 15minutes. props to Rachel, Rex, Tracey and Dan for not stabbing me in the face and dumping me in a large natural waterway, where the source may be a lake, a spring, or a collection of small streams, known as headwaters.
Never watch Poirot when your ill and have very delusional dreams, especially don't watch it and then read a few pages of da vinci's biography, as the result is crazy dreams trying to solve mysteries in paintings. However I did temporarily manage to lucid dream, after I broke my arm and managed to pull the bones out my throat I was like argh, realised I was dreaming and forced myself to wake up, was crazy like I was tearing through into reality, awesome.
check this cat who rang 911 for its owner
oh and to continue la theme Joss Whedon in his humourous glory
Anyway New Years Eve was awesome! until I destructonmanated myself on something, thanks loads Rachel and Beth for letting us destroy your house in drunkenness! some dope dressing up notably, mexicans, french ppl, scotsmen, hippies, russians and of course australiens, whoopa. I ate half my moustache thought... shat its dinner time, brb...mmm I like mince and I didn't throw it up, and rachel came round with my things woo thanks a lot!... anyway party was good, though I just learnt it may have been some uncooked chicken I ate, who knows
I apologise for lack of normal combustoire but my stomaches reinacting the second world war down there
dammit!
what have I told you about picking that, don't do it!
I'd just like to say that I'm rubbish at talking on the phone, in fact beyond rubbish, this is rubbish and I'm like here or even here..... so sorry to everyone if I speak incoherently and are not very forthcoming upon la phone.
right so to continue with the last post, Serenity won best film of the year on Johnathon Wosses Film 2005 mega bonanza super duper awesome thing, and joss whedon did a humourous acceptance thing
Apparently its dangerous to fire guns into the air..... well I'm glad someone told me.
Some student made a million dollars by selling small squares on his website to companies for $1 each!!! I mean what?! crazy fools.
I'm starting to become worried cos my blog is hyped up so much I have to blog at a high standard continually, the pressure is immense and intense, similar to rik waller on a camping holiday.
mfmfmf mgmmfmfh mf mfhhfm fhnm.... sorry had my tooth brush in my mouth, what I mean to say was, did u know when potatos go green, that green stuff is the same toxin as is in deadly nightshade and could kill you in quite a satisfactory way. by satisfactory way I be you won't do some Jesus trickery on it.
Random Quote:
"Crap I gotta bold this all up now *sighs* - Me
yaba daba doo
okay doubt most ppl will get this but cracked me up, if u've heard me raving about Firefly/Serenity created by Joss Whedon u may slightly know what I'm talking about. Apparently Entertainment Weekly twisted a quote from him about "closure" into he hates firefly and everything, here's his response:
"All right, now I have to jump in and set the record straight. EW is a fine rag, but they do take things out of context. Obviously when I said I had 'closure', what I meant was "I hate Serenity, I hated Firefly, I think my fans are stupid and Nathan Fillion smells like turnips." But EW's always got to put some weird negative spin on it. But so we're clear once and for all: If you read a quote saying "I'd love to do more in this 'verse with these actors in any medium" all I'm saying is that Nathan has a turnipy odor. It's not his fault, he doesn't eat a lot of them but everyone else in the cast noticed it and tht's not really something I'm prepared to deal with any more. And Jewel said outright she wouldn't do scenes with him except stuff like the SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER funeral scene which was outside in a high SPOILER wind. So if I do manage to find another incarnation for my beloved creation, it will have been totally against my will.
I hope that clears everything up. Oh, and when I say I want to do a Spike movie, it means I have a bunion on my toe.
-joss (by which I mean Tim)
(no, actually me.) "
.... it was... that was a double sarcasm bluff thing there
check these searches people have done and found my blog:
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Fill free to ignore this post, I know most hardcore fans of my blog will try and prevent this from being stricken from the record but in years to come it will become forgotten for its confusing nature and lack of original humour. wop
well
that was weird. Biros and Phones. Terrible.
anyway check dis shizzle out, I want one, except u look like a pillock:
Giving soldiers a high-tech leg up
Check This incredible Animation about the Ultimate Showdown!
Random Quote:
Me: "We should do sommit or sommit"
Ad: "Yah lets jerk off over each others faces..."
Me: "weeeeellll.. I would but I - "
Ad: "don't have a face?"
why are women short?
interestingly Google has no answer
... to be fair check this, then this, possibly followed by this, and finally this.
its surprisingly hard to search for tall woman without loads of porn showing up, especially on alltheweb - I saw u click that! norty!
after a curious talk with Rachel we managed to create a new super hero, by the name of BLOG, or Breakdance Loving Orgasm Girl... tbh I only came up with the orgasm bit but the thought was there....
then after a similiarly bizarre conversation we pondered the use of an orgasmatron like in the film of a similar name. I decided that u could give people involutantary orgasms once we all have wifi nano-bots (shout out to mike) in our head, as then the right signals would be like, "plop".... not sure thats an exactly appropriate noise for an orgasm but u get the picture....
would bring a new meaning to the term "blue jack"... gaffaw.
Random Quote
"If you play a Windows Installation CD backwards, it is said that it makes awful demonic sounds. But, that's not the worst part; if you play it forwards... it installs Windows!" - Mike "The Man with a plan" Roberts
Merry Boxing Day!
or so the story goes. Christmas Day has arrived and agone, so you ask, what did you get for christmas Tom of glory Tom of Light. Well he's busy so I'll tell you what I got instead (with related photos from google):
Money (I can pay off the barclaycard now, yip yip)
Shower Gel
'erbs
Shower Gel
Chocolate
A Book on Winston Churchill
Shower Gel
A Book on The Arsenal
Lynx Shower Gel
In news of the furthering: Rexxor's Crimbo bash was much awesome at his abode of doom, though I fear not only did we eat all his awesome food, we also proceeded in leaving a wonderful mess for crimbo day.... not good... sorry rex!
If you lot have never seen the Chronic - what- les of Narnia Rap... then I mock you all for being way more out of date than 70% of the reduced section in Tesco. Also this is kinda interesting if you believe that sort of thing. Make your own snowman without snow! whoopa!
My imagination for skillery to do on this blog is dead today, post suggestions in the comments. then I'll delete the ones I like and pretend I made them up and you're all useless. Winner receives the knowledge that they are me.
I might do a video log, or audio log or smellovision log.
Random Quote(and example of third person slippage halfway through a sentance):
"i got christmas drunk and whilst walking home may have disconnected his shoulder bone" - The Danu
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
so the time of the day, to blog tom did fear
had arrived after a night, of laughing and beer
after some pondering, tom jumped with a start
"I know I'll rhyme my blog in the name of art!"
although his motivation, was somewhat a'lacking
he cried "my dissertation! I must get a'cracking!"
for although the season was a time to be merry
there was no time for tom to drink any sherry
yet so far today, a pen he had not touched
just a spoon and pot of cheese he did clutch
Last night however, was a night to be jolly
the sky was clear so no need for a brolly
a collection of chums, had decided to commune
in a public house by the name harvest moon.
but as this rhyme was penned with a skill
tom needed the loo, so we'll pause until
he returns, ah here tom is back right now
commence our story if time doth allow
much talk occured, about a trip around the land
and a many more distant travelling plans
perhaps a trip from lands end to the groates
to be taken by car not train or ferry boats
but the news of the night was not where we're heading
twas the revelation that mark would be wedding
"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Tom nearly did utter
"best news since I can't believe its not butter!"
"whens the event?" "oh not in may but in june!"
"let me buy you a drink in this humble wetherspoon"
and tom thought to himself, "gosh this is scary"
"I'm not out of uni yet it seems we must very"
"soon grow up, blimey what a worrying thought"
a lack of girlfiend made tom quite distraught
but not to worry yourself, for you see i must
tell thee of how I came across this rhyming lust
for I listened to ja rule, read about the grinch
who stole christmas from the whos, indigo finch.
well what poor rhyming, can't imagine what you think
here let me reward you with this interesting link
you see I wrote this rhyme out of sheer desperation
as it sure beats learning things for my dissertation
the new range of motion of the tip of my finger from the top joint..... this does not bode well for my bone structure....
I've decided this is probably proof of evolution, as due to my new bone structure, if my finger gets hit by a slamming door, its new flexiblity will cushion the blow, preventing breakages, and hence my children will also have this new "mutation" if you will, and soon we will rule the world while everyone else dies from broken fingers! mwahahhawh! - and possible be unable to fire guns due to it and so can't defend themselves.... or sommit
we got a christmas tree!
woooo, which be much awesome, especially as we're actually have a christmas this year as opposed to last year *does a small jig quite similar to jigs many a year past*.
I've set a time scale for my dissertation now, so I gotta get down and do it, cos I'm sexy like that... or not. damn. I went to tesco today though, which surely leads to bonus points for tom.
Random Quote:
Mike: to the gym on 6th and 7th and to the bar on 8th
Me: i assume ur using the anglo-saxon translation of the word gym, as to mean bar?
Mike: no.
Me: dang.
interesting...
claimed susie as she slowly stole the sun from Craig David....
yes oki I'm bloggin for the (warm) sake of blogging, however, we got free curry and awesome night for Sam's birthday, weeee, and Ruffle and sam treated us to some suspect karaoke, but respect for going up there :P
dang fools I need to do some work on my dissertation, I fear there's a large part I don't actually understand but I've been subconciously ignoring it cos I'm crazy dope like that.
If anyone is worried that I'm appearing in their dreams then, a) be glad it doesn't involve bananas and b) I'm only their to provide witty remarks and clever quips. However if I suddenly get flooded by water, wake me up and get me a drink!
Need to think of a different culture to go as to NewYears Party, any ideas send a SAE to Freepost, This isn't really FreePost. either that or leave a comment. Not only this but I fear I should prolly try and get fit, or get buff, or just get buffy and install her in my room....well if santa exists (according to smallville) then so does buffy!
also check it, Bearded Jack is in the Daniel "not quite as bearded as bearded jack and no where near" Powter - Bad Day vid.
Random Quote Joke:
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”
Golden Jubilee to light up the Exeter sky
Golden Jubilee to light up the Exeter sky
Exeter University is to celebrate its Golden Jubilee with a spectacular firework display in the city centre on... wednesday 21st december.... when there are no students there.... a cunning ploy... glad to see the uni keeping up its current record of cunning.
to the bar!
So this blog has been rather crap recently
and you knows it, not enough been happening to warrent me clickin on la Blog button....
however it was Pete's birthday. which we got quite spectacularly drunk for, but a reasonable level, and we talked to some guy about bears, and joining greenpeace and sommit mumbled in a scouser accent, and then we was like dahhh.
I may have some pics.
Mikey J has gone home! the fiend, he wins this time, but next time, wmahahhwhwshwahahah. indeed. Dave's also going today, avec me going 2moz.
Also i never mentioned this cos I forgot but check out rocketboom best vlog around (stay tuned for our vlog)
or just watch some vids of us here
I keep nearly buying a gamecube so I can rub myself withit, someone stop me! also make me do work while your at it.. Dissertation ARGH.
on a final note, WHY IS NO ONE GOING BACK PROPERLY FOR CHRISTMAS. fools.
Random Quote
"hey this blog seems to lack its usual recipe of 2 parts humour to 3 parts crap" - Craig "I stole the sun" David's toe
Pic Festival!
"oh no" askewed Mike "my verticalness has failed!"....
..."my hands" stipulated Mike "for they are attacking my very face!"...
...blimey guv'na! its snowing! in fair exeter!...
...and all the while the snow continued fall, bunnies everywhere shagged like rabbits....
...and henceforth the little girl never wished to be taller again....
... a moustache, cutting edge facial technology...
....as Rex concured majestically...
....furthermore, the eyebrow contest was won by Danu, sporting this rather fetching number...
...shitty wok anyone?...
...holy makeral!...
...and the birthday boi himself, avec his girl, singing their hearts out.... quite amazin this photo was vaguely in focus, bonus points to moi...
....wait a minute.....
...dave fighting a cat moments before his hand was savaged by its teeth of death!!!..
...buy me all of these now! meat me up woman!...
...santa forgot to trim his eyebrows this year...
..."d'oh" ravenged Nick "oh the pain"...
.... says it all really...
...and soon teh bar was on fire!!!!...
....holy...
....donkey...
....crap...
...my dinner...
...Pete's dinner...
...the elequent pete on his birthday...
...Jenga...
....Jenga Extreme...
hey don't do that
do this -> cool link about kids vs chimps (for mike) cog sci me up!
In other news, I've completed Fable: The Lost Chapters, which is an awesome game, and then yesterday I started playing The Movies, which was of equal excellence... unfortunatly I then started playing F.E.A.R and it addicted me so I got to interval 7 out of like 12, shizer!
I descibe it as: "its amazin, its like a cross between halflife 2, Max Payne 2 and sommit spooky as shit"
Time to apply for IBM
BBC NEWS | Entertainment | New-look Pooh 'has girl friend'
BBC NEWS | Entertainment | New-look Pooh 'has girl friend'
W00T??!?!?!?
or as dave said: "WHHHHHAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thas crazy. is she hot?"
Damn disney, once microsoft are destroyed I vote firefox/google vs Disney
quick funny:
Some Guy on Fazed: "Remember when the German's bombed pearl Harbor?
Some Other Guy On Fazed: "yeah that was awesome it was all like raaawwwwwwrr pew pew pew boom and then an iguana popped out"
...awesome... also check this top gear thing
oh also Fable: The Lost Chapters is pretty cool, done by Lionhead, feels a bit nintendo like... I'm sure I should have built a bookcase today...
oh and I have a cold.
Vibrantly Benevolent Dragonflies
...according to recent surveys at least....
Check this extension, you can view all your tabs in firefox in one thumb-type-nailed extravaganza!
in further news, I suspect I may finish my presentation without a whole list of humourous yet catastrophic events occuring.
and more so, that "Whose Line Is It Anyway" is the funniest thing I've ever watched and I don't know why I've never really seen it before, tis awesome, watch it... by any means necessary.... obviously not by downloading it.... off bittorrent....from ISOhunt... or anything similar
did you know? no? oh. better tell you then:
- bathykolpian - Deep bosomed
- callipygean - Having well-shaped buttocks
- colposinquanonia - Estimating a woman's beauty based on her chest
Random Quote:
"Express my echo!" - Craig "pass the salad carte" David
Current Status Of The Battle Between Good Vs Evil
since Thursday last week:
Good: I did in fact to hand in my 3000 word Stage 1 assignment without a) losing any knapsacks b) being roped into some sort of Corne Porne Production.
Good: Went beerified drink dans la Walkabout to celebrate longer licensing laws, dancing in streets, no deaths, bonus points to all involved
Bad: Nick got scammed by Walkabout and passed on the scam to us unwittingly, pah wristbands for 2 quid, for cheap drinks we didn't even buy!!! the fools!!!!!... or something.
Good: Snowed uberly, from end of walkabout
Good: I got to take the train home for only £20.50, whoopa!
Bad: Was hung over
Bad: Train got stopped and delayed for 30 min cos some dude caused a rucus and some police officers had to remove him, apparently piece by piece or some other such way.
Bad: Twas a "fatality" at some station beginning with S... maybe sebiton, or sydney. Got thrown off train at Woking, stuck in cold for ever.
Good: Got to orpington, scammed Dad into driving us to Petts wood, where we had a joyfull curry and a number of drinks in The Sovereign with me homeboys, awesome.
Good: Walked all the way home from Petts Wood, people cheered, knickers were thrown, however it was like 1am or some such
Good: Started drinking at 4pm in Harvy with orp posse, cracked the shots out, avec aftershock, drunkenness soon ensued, then turned up to Ram Ba Ba, for Trev's surprise Birthday bash as The Hives (and rex as green day) we looked mega awesome with some cunning moustaches, and awesome white ties. We all got way to drunk compared to everyone else (loads of people) there, Trev turned up and was a billion times happy, which was awesome, and we quaffed, and we laughed, and then somehow....
Bad: Karaoke machine was introduced.....
Good: ...but was awesome anyway, and we danced the night away. I ended up going wandering home blind drink I suspect, randomly chatting to Gemma, eventually Rachel's Mum took me and Colin to Neils house, but weren't allowed in and went home.. WhoopA!
Bad: Threw up.
Bad: Woke Up. Threw up.
Bad: Apparently Dan nearly got arrested but Rachel's mom saved the day
Bad: Drank water. Threw up. Ate something. Threw up... worked out the pattern.
Bad: Took train journey even though I felt crapper than that time I forgot where the loo was and used my bedroom "to go" for 10 weeks.
Good: Eventually recovered, then went to Ram.....
Good: Applied for Accenture!
Bad: Was Rejected from accenture nearly straight away (day or two after) - all my hopes and dreams destroyed.
Bad: Mega clashes of events, had to let some people down
Good: Sorted now
Bad: I have a presentation for Monday
Bad: I have no idea what I'm doing
Good: I've written all my Xmas cards! whoopa!
Bad: I lost an hour of play time on Gun cos it crashed
Good: "Whose line is it anyway" is awesome
Bad: wrist hurts from typing this boring thing, shoo now
Photos and humour later.
Gun
Sup foolios, people should get the game Gun, its all wild western and awesome. Except don't run msn at the same time, cos I managed to lose an hours worth of game with it, can't be assed to re do it and gonna uninstall it. But if you turn off msn, dang awesome game
That was a long post wasn't it children
“I have nothing to declare except my penis.” - Craig "Fill Your TV License Form In" DavidI havn't done an actual update for approximetly the same amount of time it takes Ultra-Jesus to defeat Daniel "Evil" Beddingfield in a spoon and eclectic frisbee judging contest without his trusty ultra-shiny-shoes. Also, I think the below licensing things are wrong, because the Spoons website reports different opening hours, and it reckons Arena is open from 11am.Quiz News: 2 weeks ago, Dave and Pete weren't at the quiz, and although we were pwning people, we then died horrendously in some crappy excuse for the last round. However in a strange twist of fate the last two teams (we came 5th out of 6th) fought for the money prize using the ancient technique of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Jethro Tull. I was chosen as our warrior, and via swift thinking I defeated him with slight of hand, pscyological analysis, but mainly by first covering his rock, and then cutting his paper. £30 was our win.Last week we managed to be the only team there, though did have Dave and Pete. So we split into two teams, and with skill unknown to various homosapiens, me dave and chloe beat Pete, Mike and Nick, using our superior guessing skills. In the end we all won everything, and for free! and the quiz people want our babies.Recently I've been writing 3017 words on Self-Organizing Maps, which seems cunning as I had a deadline for that exact document. Shazam.Here's some cool links I've played with recently:
Dreamlines - Some crazy dreaming type search picture sex whoopa.Lego Hard Drives - cunninageSweet Light Display - no really!Little Foot - Cool Flash Moveptikobj - Totally incredibly awesome Flash MoveProcessing - Awesomly looking new open source programming language [Tech alert]Auto Song Creation - Web site that sticks together song clips to sing to you what you type in.Don't do it! - apparently, I'm still waiting for the side effects to set in....Weebl & Bob: gothic - awesome ep... I've just realised my fontage is crapped up... ah well
“I remember when back a long time ago in the future when ultra Jesus had to go forward in time so that he could be born and then travel back in time to death and take the place of his dead body and become El Ultra Zombie Jesus, but on this way back from his burial in Mexico to the US he was detained indefinitely by border patrol. That was one hell of a weekend. ” - Craig "so Wilde" David
New pub opening hours approved in Exeter - Shazam
New pub opening hours approved in Exeter - prolly more wrong that pete tong's schlong