Holy crap its mr blobby reincarnated into a house, Photos crap, its actually pink...
...stu's like in the ghetto or some other such crap...
...its a dave! avec la nick, blah 
...how the hell did this happen and when did I take this photo...
..this is possibly the before photo...
..wow thats one hot dave...
Random Photos w0t
Seventy times 7, or sommit
Word, we drank to the pub, monday whiskey backdoor impy....
bet that made sense, so once more we failed in not drinkin, and didn't go to tesco either, for a detailed report check out this around here
We didn't get to bed till like 4.30, which was hectic, I blame stu mostly, though he got bitten and strangled by chloe, so he won't be back for a few weeks, mwahhahaha.. dammit I didn't get of bed till 2pm!
shocking.
Furthermore, I did like no work and its raining so much here its like I'm underthesea, or some such palava. Don't worry though I've watched all superman films now, and on a scale of 1 to awesome, they generally rate as Jank in the afformentioned Tank.
ARGH, there's a dude lookin at me from the other side of the road, lets kill him nick!
Let them eat cake.
And they did.
And they all died from diabetes, heart disease, tooth decay and choking on crumbs.
And Marie Antoinette was like
shit.
fantastic
(that was sarcasm)
well nothing bad has happened in a few days, so was about time that I realised that I'm probably going bald.
I suspect in a few days its time for me to get some sort of disease, I've said before diabetes sounds like a tom sort of disease but I'm not ruling out Chicken Pox or maybe this Bird Flu, sounds like the new fashion.
Road Trip!!!
To the park of so called Thorpe! mwahaha..
...Argh its a mike, oooh its a mike, with the crafty tongue attack, gunf onwards dave..
...with the sly and cunning of a hippo nick moves in for the kill...
As someone may have guessed in shrewsbury we went to Thorpe Park yesterday, and what an adventure it twas. I got up at 5.45!!!, thats approximetly 5 days earlier than I normally get up, and proceed to the Car mobile, and so leaving about 7... d'oh, with great skill and intrigue the Dave managed to get to thorpe park even though certain oil devices were failing upon his car.
We met Jade and Lisa finally, so they knew how horrendous I looked from the numerous phone calls, and everything was peachy. We then hacked up thorpe park and got in for half-price thanks to Last-minute.com (plug plug plug socket). Unfortunatly the fact that:
1. I look shifty
2. I was wearing (although a surfer one) a hoody
3. I came through the gates going "'eeeeeeeeyyy" to pete
me and pete got searched for suspicious things, including old manuscripts, bionic pets and a smell of orange zest.
Finally into the park, we ploughed through nearly all the rides, awesomely, not having to wait that long for anything really. Rides there are incredibly awesome, especially the samurai, which made me destroy my left leg, and Colossos, which was also of the wooo variety. Plus we got to go at the front. we also slotted a pizziara buffet inbetween all this excitement, and went on the tea cup, in which we petrified the dude waving frantically at him when swinging close to him, mainly due to lisa being mean to him!
Afterwards we (well mainly dave) drove all the way to winborne, and to a pub where we again met jade and lisa and were like dang diggy dang da dang da dang diggy diggy, back with the rap trap the bomb jiggy jiggy. Very nice pub, nick managed to not drink and I just had 1. good boy tom.
Finally we drove back to the "crib" and were like woo, sleep, nrgh, plarf, whey!
SHEEPS!...COWS...!!
and so
To Chessington! is anyone else apart from dave awake?
how I cry
Damn you james blunt, get outta my head
so bored of bloggin
very hard to get myself to do it, but I shall endevour!!..
This week I have mainly been not drinking, playing squash and reading my modelling book in the starbucks on campus which we have finally found, wooo!
Last night we went to the physics soc cos chloe was scared of cheese or them or sommit, which ended in us being the coolest people in the room for once, and mike drinkin so much his eyes were like "nargh I'm ears" or something. And therefore he bought a kfc family sex bucket. twas epic.
In other news me and dave have decided we are gonna create super-humans and cure all genetic diseases. We're gonna put hash codes into cells to stop mutations, and also we're gonna program dna so that instead of creating proteins, it creates some sort of metal (adamantium?) to cover cells and hence make us super. Dave also discovered how to speed up the internet, and I finished my modelling book. Bioinformatics now woo..
James Blunt- Goodbye My Lover, incredible song, damn u zoe for telling me about it!
Also I just ate 7 bananas and I think thats dangerously dangerous, aRGH!
finally, I still not got a project to do, I so gonna die, oh and finally finally, new Smallville is incredible, download it u muppets.
Random Photo Alert!!!!
There is a old chinese proverb, "A Tom be drunk when aftershock is on the wings of a glass"... and it was true...
...as ruffle agreed whole heartdly with his cunning hat of thinkage....
...*gaffaw* replied adam with a quiet intrigue...
..hark!, my legs upon the table of drunkard gathering! (2 microwaves and some sorta board thing)...
...oh god a headless nick!... wait a tick is that a nappy?..
.."what?, have I got something on my face?" correlated Tom...
...."argh" pondered Nick "I seem to have an invisible baby upon my shiny head"...
....*sniggers* numpty...
...The ever fearless Mike attempted to drink beer through the Hat of Justice and Valour and Carling...
...and the after effects were devestating..
..the most incredible photo of arena ever created...
..."heeeeeyyy", retrofied Pete with his best Fonz impression...
...suddenly the nite got blurry as the glasses piled higher and higher...
..."oh gosh" exclaimed an exuberant Nick " my blood to alcohol ratio is rather nifty"...
..."indubitbl...indubeti...ind...yes" flozzled Pete...
...."Grr and I be like Hardcore Porn" sobbed Tom...
..." my what a long finger you have Pete" jizzled Nick...
...ahh student humour, there is no higher form of wit...
...holy crap! what did u do pete... wait why do I have glass inmy ass!!..
...we have starbucks! parteh! verb like....
...wtf mate, I seem to have dented my mp3 player, Crikey!!!!!!!!
Dave's Birthday fun
Totally hectic night overall, feeling highly bad today,
twas dave's birthday as u may have guessed, and what better way to say woo than to give him a box full of crickets! and of course alcohol and general chaos devices....
Then it was off and onto pub golf, which probably was an error, as soon drunkardness had set in amazingly well. A final ending of us makign everyone in new spoons look scared and bit like. and I started complaining about them not giving me water and saying i was gonna die on the spot!.
Damn good fun though, except not feeling great now.
UPDATE: oh wait just remembered after everything, me pete chloe et dave started jumping on each other and tables and things from microwaves in front room. This soon resulted in the table (which was makeshift luckily) smashing, along with glasses and plates, and Tom (me!) getting glass in my arse and bleeding lots, and other injuries occuring. Much much fun!
Tom's Sandwich Recipe of the day:
(top to bottom)
1 slice white bread
4 Fish Fingers
Sliced Tomato
1 slice white bread
Sliced Lettuce
Medium Curry Powder
Sliced Corned Beef
1 slice white bread
result = yum
cunningly...
not too much drunk yesterday even though it was monday club, well done to me I think u'll understand. Ruffle b-day today! woooo, he saw strippers yesterday, even though they didn't know there was gonna be strippers there!
on other news, Tesco Fruit and Fibre (only 98p) is awesome! as is there 500 sheets of printer paper for 48p?!, compared to uni shop which is 3.60, glad I shopped around. Also The very super mega best of Now Dance is an awesome album go out and get (prolly buy) it!.
Dammit I need another bowl of fruit and fibre... I need to go to the library so I appear less lazy than I actually am, maybe I'll just read my sexy book on modelling animation.
I've not...
...drunk for 2 days, surely this is some sort of human record? freshers squash tomorrow, sounds like a plan.
I must sleep for death surly creeps.
That is meant to say surly, its poetic u heathens.
Tv shows galore
ARgh so many shows, Family Guy and American Dad are awesome as usual, and worryingly Simpsons have actually created a good episode, by a new writer, bit family guy style 1703 fools.
Lost is incredible as always, though 202 is a bit slow. new Smallville took days to get but was worth it, aWEsome!
still got joey to watch and be watching the oc, but I gettin bored of oc cos other stuff so good and its all a bit depressing.
craig david all over your flip floo
or sommit, k so I been lazy again, mike blew up our router and we couldn't get a stable net connection.
Lots of stuff has happened, everyone's here now! We played lots of squash, lots of drunkard shinanigans, we broke our door so we could kick it open, but thats fixed. While doing this our door bell flew across hall, so we tied wires together and posted it through stu's letter box and ran. Much funny. Me and nick went down some secret path and ended in someone's back garden and had to run from a security light. Freshers Arena was more packed than the party in my pants, at 9.10!!! luckily we hacked vip tickets by texting them. We went to new spoons like every day for 2 weeks. And I bought a bottle of Smokey Jims which is interesting.
Bulliet Bourbon is the most amazing bourbon ever, try it fools... very smooth. I keep ringing random people when I am drunk, so sorry, stu/ad/russ/anyone else. I have not confessed my love for anyone yet, apart from maybe mike/nick/dave, so its all good.
Oh and my bank account is lower than my jeans and we got told off for gettin on someones roof near walkabout, but damn we missed the wurzels. Freshers Squash tomorrow!
Drunkardness = homoeroticism for some reason.
CatchPhrase of Culverland Road: "To The Bar!"
light sabers and phones to boot
Well I promised you light sabers and thats what u'll get.
I went to bed at some sorta decent time and I'm thinkin of going to the gym this morning before I run out of energy. Dammit why are there tampons everywhere.
Also my phone seems to have some sort of magnet inside it which attracts damage. Starting to get so battered now, I might just forget the case I bought, cos the few times I take it out, I get drunk and it falls and chips and stuff. All very distressing. I may get a 512mb memory card for it as well, bout 45 quid these days.
Brekkie time, though I'll put some clothes on first don't worry.
Also, Nick was spanking me yesterday with a large foam device, I think this was due to my excellence at our new cricket/stone throwing hybrid game. Which involves throwing stones at a person with a plate, who then has to hit them and yada.
some are like
"hey I'm dar"
other people are like "damn we got drunk last nite, knocked on stu's door, scared matt who lives there, threw ice cream at banners in the high street and turned exeter into a city of disrepute"
other people are this these people who manage to create a linux based hand held console thats better than the DS and PSP combined, for only 124.99 and it runs for 6-10 hours on 2 AA batteries!!!!
Last nite
twas awesome! I shall break it down for u homeys... I got drunk.
We started in rileys playing pool, with stu there, who I thrashed soundingly at pool, twas 4-2 in the end, though the alcohol had got to me at that point, otherwise would have been 5-1 obviously. Then once we ran away from stu, we skipped down to where the place is with the fish in it, but we got scared cos we're not posh enough, so we went in urban surfer, which was awesome to watch the world trundle by. Then off the spoons, where we drank lots and talked random crap for a lot of the time. Then we went to some crazy pub across the road, where we made to much noise and were lucky we didn't get chucked out really. Following this we all went "dar" and went to kfc where we ate all their hot wings and we had to bargin with them to get some cool crispy ness... man i love kfc
Following this we went home and I harrassed spuddle for a while, and talked to ruffle on my phone for so long it overheated and turned off.....Thats a lesson to all u k750i owners who talk while charging.
In other news, I'm a bit damp, and I hope nick don't come in cos I'm mostly naked... best to get some clothes on.... oh and I think I'm marrying Jade with mike and nick has bridesmaids. I think Dave may be jealous of her.
my hand hurts from typing now - oh and people stop sending emails to my hotmail, I barely ever use it! Use my Gmail, if you don't know it ask.
Shizer
oki oki oki
oki dammit I gonna start this again, however I'm so out of date and u know me I'm more lazy than a rasher of bacon in mexico... yeah work that out... so he's bullet points of blah blah blah oh god there's a penny....:
- Been to Exeter twice in car! with loads of things, and lots of poolage! Me and dave frolocked, followed by Mike and Nick frolockin avec me
- Louis has ringworm and some other disease that makes skin go like that dude at the end of robocop. bonus.
- Went to Hasting with the orpington posse, much good fun, even though I was hungover
- Drank way to much Aftershock with Dan most days.
- Had a HUUUUUGE curry with ruffle and adam, where lots of grease was injested, twas awesome
- Was put to slave labour building a path, woo
- Finally came down to Exeter permanetly, where we've done very little and just sat watchign tv and drunkin bevies