Lesbian Cheese Racing!!

with mike back the obvious choice was spoons for our nightly "hang out". No alcohol for the tom though, too skool for cool.

Girl Through Window Update: Currently reading a book through osmosis.

apparently the benedict dude has been "installed" as the new pope, tbh I think my pc needs a pope, might install one later. Also on a related note, Will Smith's new album: Lost and Found, is much awesome, listen to it and get jiggy wit it.

i was thinking, if i was a rapper i'd be all like:

yo, a conclusionary fact
is i'm reasonably black

On to more important news, me and dave have invented Formula TomDave. The basic premise is cheese cars which have 2/3 lesbians on each one. Now you may think this could cause a few problems, that a) the girls may fight and b) that the cars will not infact move, however:

a) Its positively encouraged that the girls should fight for control of the car, however as there is a danger from choking from clothes, competitors must be naked, for safety reasons.

b) The track is infact not a circuit, but on a slope, and is heated underground, so the base of the cheese cars melt and therefore slide. Hence choice of a good meltable cheese is needed. Best place for a track therefore would be down a volcano. Good stuff.

Right check out the stuff below, I'm going to watch Doctor Who. Yay.

Interesting Links:

Some interesting translation of popular rap lyrics, quite funny.

Virtual Bartender 2: Now with two girls!!! I have the list of commands as well (see comments)

Random Quote:

"you smell erroneous today" - Sam, after hugging me, d'oh

"yeah what up detroit" - my homeboy Dr Dre

3 comments:

Tommeh 11:10 pm  

ashlee sing
beer pour user trisha
beer pour user lisa
maid wipe
fight
gun fight
jedi fight
henderson
beerdotcom
burzynski
banana eat
frank
blackjack
chicken choke
breast compare
nipple
martialart
hair
breast show self trisha
psycho scare
fire blow
light
strip
topless
remove
stripper
seduce
thong
shirt
clothe
rolling
card
poker
dance
strip trisha
strip lisa
cat fight
hair pull
wild
butt
bend
magic
breast scale

Tommeh 11:11 pm  

breast rub
kiss
barbie play
jug pour
servicemen salute
supermodel
jump
butt show
can show
tetley
baltica
coors
heineken
creemore
canadian
tuborg
can get
shirt remove

Anonymous 7:30 pm  

yup all those commands work on Dan too

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