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In shocking and stunning news today, we have learnt via various popular rnb artist sources that my blog has been known to warp and "scar" people permanently. Without the quick wit and stunning fashion that usually exubes from here we were unable to defend ourselves in time, however luckily we comissioned 2 independent reports on this matter here are the findings:

"On a scale of 1 to 10 I find this blog to be Booshank" - Professor Booshank of Bookshank University, Booshank.

"This is like the time Craig David saved 25 orphans from a mutated combine harvester while accepting his nobel prize for his accomplishments in the field of 'being all over your...boing'. In conclusion this blog is safe for ingestion." - Craig "I ain't saying she's a gold digger" David.

1 comments:

David Hulbert 3:10 pm  

I think you may be your mother. I'm not.

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