Far2Narf

The Day in Pictures
Alex's Birthday of magic and power:


and so alex's birthday begins with an armless sexual woman cake and some very cheap presents

and obviously continuing with pete looking suspiciously dangerous


All ze girlies dressed up lookin pretty for skool girl nite :P


and on to voltz, pints of sex on the beach for 1.50!! shocking.....lack of alcohol no doubt


Not the prettyist couple ever, but they're beautiful on the inside?


Dave seemed to be swapping partners quicker than a rocket with a rocket attached to it


Glad to see at least one person is paying attention to the camera


Wahey, nearly everyone and a free hand in on the bargin :P


Rob, Squidge et Sarah, those norty rascals


"Look" chuckled Pete jovily, "my totally hammered person finder figure is still working!", and it was.


"nsughr" replied Alex with an air of tranquility.


With a slyness unknown, Alex had decided the best place to sleep was in a night club surrounded by a bunch of drunks


...and was shocked to find it did not work..


"how ponderous" mused Alex


Happily tipsy, Zoe and Sarah were not worried in the least about various sleeping habits among the boys


Unknown to the both of them, small white furry killer bunny tails were sneaking up on them from behind!!


Alcohol + Club + Dancing = Bad Camera angles...


The dancing however continued regardless


Justin looked worried as his cover of being a "smoker" might soon be blown


The new trend of shutting your eyes while dancing soon became a dangerous past time


So new dance techniques were brainstormed and proved a roaring success...


..thanks to our old friend Vodka alcopops


Ever wondered what its like to be a handbag?... I havn't


In conclusion poles are always a good addition to any gathering


The more the merrier in fact


and apparently nick and dave agreed whole-heartidly


which resulted in Rob teaching everyone the finer points of pole dancing


Which soon began pete's explanation of the "Five Fingered Spiral of the Swan", and variations to be done on varying lengths of poles


Luckily this didn't deter or indeed sober anyone up, with katie attempting a semi cart-wheel...


"Aha" exclaimed Rob


"I have an idea"....


Various parties then decided that although fun at the time, following Rob's ideas often led to Tom lookin more foolish than normal


and so it was nessessarryyyryarssryr, for the girls to quickly remove the previous event from anyones memory


With some highly cunning dancing, and so the night was over, and me and nick got a popadom each and explained to various people that the kebab shop was shit compared to the star of india, and everywhere we were worshipped for spreading the knowledge of kings... or something