before you buckle at your knees

the ex homeboys are coming down this weekend. In about an hour or so in fact, oh noes! my nakedness is at mach 7. anyway, concerning this weekend we have:

The Rules of Engagement

1. Thou shalt not vomit in anyone's shoes
2. Thou alcohol must be consumed away from naked flames
3. Thou shalt not sell shabby products under a suspicious tone of authority.
4. Thou shalt not return drunk and fall into my guitar/computer/soul
5. Thou shalt not sleep with my underwear in the cupboard.

nuff said.

on a related note, south park is just as awesome as ever, check out the next episode, about 911 as such. I'm sure its fine for me to link to it *cowers from the mpaa*