Per heaped teaspoon

so... I suck don't I? I still haven't updated. Here's my promise to you, I'm gonna go away and work now, if I get a decent amount done by say, 10/10.30 I'll update like a king of the mofos. Otherwise you're all doomed to eternal lack of my updates. Check this after the jump:

*jump*

'Playing on facebook is like sitting in a fridge, cool but pointless.'