Lesbian Cheese Racing!!

with mike back the obvious choice was spoons for our nightly "hang out". No alcohol for the tom though, too skool for cool.

Girl Through Window Update: Currently reading a book through osmosis.

apparently the benedict dude has been "installed" as the new pope, tbh I think my pc needs a pope, might install one later. Also on a related note, Will Smith's new album: Lost and Found, is much awesome, listen to it and get jiggy wit it.

i was thinking, if i was a rapper i'd be all like:

yo, a conclusionary fact
is i'm reasonably black

On to more important news, me and dave have invented Formula TomDave. The basic premise is cheese cars which have 2/3 lesbians on each one. Now you may think this could cause a few problems, that a) the girls may fight and b) that the cars will not infact move, however:

a) Its positively encouraged that the girls should fight for control of the car, however as there is a danger from choking from clothes, competitors must be naked, for safety reasons.

b) The track is infact not a circuit, but on a slope, and is heated underground, so the base of the cheese cars melt and therefore slide. Hence choice of a good meltable cheese is needed. Best place for a track therefore would be down a volcano. Good stuff.

Right check out the stuff below, I'm going to watch Doctor Who. Yay.

Interesting Links:

Some interesting translation of popular rap lyrics, quite funny.

Virtual Bartender 2: Now with two girls!!! I have the list of commands as well (see comments)

Random Quote:

"you smell erroneous today" - Sam, after hugging me, d'oh

"yeah what up detroit" - my homeboy Dr Dre