The Holiday - In the very few pictures that i took

"Hell yeah" we all cried, a perfect start to the holiday - in Gatwick Spoons...

...They sell vodka Norsk in shops!.. ok yes i have a lack of photos...

..."oh lord" pondered rex "there seems to be more boobies than at mardi gras"...

..."Hallo my friend, I am Carlos Chop, ze Intrepid Toxic Avenger... I kick your dog"..

...and so the toxic part - which was actually highly improved...

..our kitchen which was never used...

..the sensual view from our window, though less sensual than the boob-infested pool view the other flat had...

...a plastic spiral staircase, my favourite mode of vertical ascent...

...I like corfu...

...constructing, the corfuian way...

..."we 'steak' our reputation on it" *gaffaws*... yes well, one of the various "steak outs" for the Pork Squad...

..."wahey" inquired Andy "ice cream o'clock!"..

...The buggy of wonder, the buggy of light, and all who like to get drunk at night...

...this is corfu...

...hopefully this might be as well...

...cunningly corfuians seem to build graves better than buildings...

...not corfu.....nah i'm kidding (sic) it is...what does sic mean?...

...Tom's "How to Look A Pillock" 101 - copy the guy with sunglasses on...

...view from a mountain, look I can see America!...

...and that over there is New Zealand...

...what a dune buggy should really be used for...

...except now i'm as blind as a turnip...