man.. if i wasn't

so drunk i;'d be liek wo0oooogoa"?!!... still i think i rule, imanged to pull ofthe fact i was less drnk than dan, w3hich I took full advantage of....

really... nah not really but still at home a scotch egg rules, I scared jade by unleashing the orpington posse on to her phone call.... not good atall

damn alcohol rox/sux/wibble....
sleep now, lertys seef if i can still bold up shizer...