well mainly today...

well of course, the entire of orpington high street has no jobs for a uni student. Damn racists.

"what's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again" - thanks to Ad for that one....

in other news, where's me washboard??

okay so mike complained that I didn't have enough porn video's, so here's Far2Narf Productions' first Porn film:

Gopher's Go Wild!! without Snoop Dogg! but with proper porn soundtrack!

and strangely enough I have only just got a bruise from stacking it in the club in Chavos.

Random Quote:

"my nakedness is no longer limited by the day of the week" - Dave being hasty in his damning of Naked Wednesdays