Basically today i'm wearibg a sjurt abd i;m drunk 
The Day in Pictures
Alex's Birthday of magic and power:
and so alex's birthday begins with an armless sexual woman cake and some very cheap presents
and obviously continuing with pete looking suspiciously dangerous
All ze girlies dressed up lookin pretty for skool girl nite :P
and on to voltz, pints of sex on the beach for 1.50!! shocking.....lack of alcohol no doubt
Not the prettyist couple ever, but they're beautiful on the inside?
Dave seemed to be swapping partners quicker than a rocket with a rocket attached to it
Glad to see at least one person is paying attention to the camera
Wahey, nearly everyone and a free hand in on the bargin :P
Rob, Squidge et Sarah, those norty rascals
"Look" chuckled Pete jovily, "my totally hammered person finder figure is still working!", and it was.
"nsughr" replied Alex with an air of tranquility.
With a slyness unknown, Alex had decided the best place to sleep was in a night club surrounded by a bunch of drunks
...and was shocked to find it did not work..
"how ponderous" mused Alex
Happily tipsy, Zoe and Sarah were not worried in the least about various sleeping habits among the boys
Unknown to the both of them, small white furry killer bunny tails were sneaking up on them from behind!!
Alcohol + Club + Dancing = Bad Camera angles...
The dancing however continued regardless
Justin looked worried as his cover of being a "smoker" might soon be blown
The new trend of shutting your eyes while dancing soon became a dangerous past time
So new dance techniques were brainstormed and proved a roaring success...
..thanks to our old friend Vodka alcopops
Ever wondered what its like to be a handbag?... I havn't
In conclusion poles are always a good addition to any gathering
The more the merrier in fact
and apparently nick and dave agreed whole-heartidly
which resulted in Rob teaching everyone the finer points of pole dancing
Which soon began pete's explanation of the "Five Fingered Spiral of the Swan", and variations to be done on varying lengths of poles
Luckily this didn't deter or indeed sober anyone up, with katie attempting a semi cart-wheel...
"Aha" exclaimed Rob
"I have an idea"....
Various parties then decided that although fun at the time, following Rob's ideas often led to Tom lookin more foolish than normal
and so it was nessessarryyyryarssryr, for the girls to quickly remove the previous event from anyones memory
With some highly cunning dancing, and so the night was over, and me and nick got a popadom each and explained to various people that the kebab shop was shit compared to the star of india, and everywhere we were worshipped for spreading the knowledge of kings... or something
ARGH, that was not good, I found out that the small out of "revision" I did, involved me looking at the paper behind the words instead of actually at it... error, alex not here yet? ah well time to get hammered
Argh woke up, however wish I hadn't cos exam gonna destroy me, I still being too lazy to revise, and exam not far away. Cunningly I've come up with the plan that if I have a beer, it will not only improve my concentration but will also relax me and may make me immortal.
The Day in Pictures
a highly erogenous set thighs
and a more than curvaus set of buttocks!
as can be seen from this angle
nd now the face of ultimate owlness....ARGH
and finally draped in blue "stuff"... oh dear really
Finally what I was doing instead of the all important revising :(
and a more than curvaus set of buttocks!
as can be seen from this angle
nd now the face of ultimate owlness....ARGH
and finally draped in blue "stuff"... oh dear really
Finally what I was doing instead of the all important revising :(
So apparently revisin takes a lot more effort than drinkin beer, poor design really... h'okay I prolly gonna fail this exam but I hopin everyone else does so we get moderated upwards.
Random Thought:
The Matrix = cool
Doing Cool Stuff = cool
but copying the matrix = uber NOT FUCKING cool = highly lame = do not do it cos you look like a twonk!...
ahem, thank you
In basic conclusion computer science are foolish making me go up there for a second and having to hand in more crap.
Whoops didn't wake up at 7, ah well, and there be a cake make issue going down, involving cakes which are possibly a bit too hard... we'll sort it... hark! a meeting at 10.45 did u say? damn there goes more time for revision, anyone know what non-determanistic polynominal problems really are?
oh the pain is relentless... I think I know what I'm doing...
dave's forced me to start this, without actually forcing me in anyway, so I'll attempt to keep this going at a high rate of doom.....
didn't quite win the lemmy quiz today, which was a bit of an error, however in the long run we won via chloe winning us 60 quid. nice1!
I shoulda done a lot more revision today, however we had to go on a secret mission to town to buy secret things that no one can ever know about... until tuesday... or now... unless they're alex.... shit...
now I gotta work out a cunning way to get all my pics on here without just spamming masses of new posts... damn everyone
dave's apparently gonna try and stay up for another nite without sleep, good luck to him I say, with a stick and all that malarky
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Various Quotes of the Day:
"Al has nice boobies" - Dave Hulbert
Tune of Day:
Rufus Wainwright - Hallelujah