light sabers and phones to boot

Well I promised you light sabers and thats what u'll get.

I went to bed at some sorta decent time and I'm thinkin of going to the gym this morning before I run out of energy. Dammit why are there tampons everywhere.

Also my phone seems to have some sort of magnet inside it which attracts damage. Starting to get so battered now, I might just forget the case I bought, cos the few times I take it out, I get drunk and it falls and chips and stuff. All very distressing. I may get a 512mb memory card for it as well, bout 45 quid these days.

Brekkie time, though I'll put some clothes on first don't worry.

Also, Nick was spanking me yesterday with a large foam device, I think this was due to my excellence at our new cricket/stone throwing hybrid game. Which involves throwing stones at a person with a plate, who then has to hit them and yada.

some are like

"hey I'm dar"

other people are like "damn we got drunk last nite, knocked on stu's door, scared matt who lives there, threw ice cream at banners in the high street and turned exeter into a city of disrepute"

other people are this these people who manage to create a linux based hand held console thats better than the DS and PSP combined, for only 124.99 and it runs for 6-10 hours on 2 AA batteries!!!!

Last nite

twas awesome! I shall break it down for u homeys... I got drunk.

We started in rileys playing pool, with stu there, who I thrashed soundingly at pool, twas 4-2 in the end, though the alcohol had got to me at that point, otherwise would have been 5-1 obviously. Then once we ran away from stu, we skipped down to where the place is with the fish in it, but we got scared cos we're not posh enough, so we went in urban surfer, which was awesome to watch the world trundle by. Then off the spoons, where we drank lots and talked random crap for a lot of the time. Then we went to some crazy pub across the road, where we made to much noise and were lucky we didn't get chucked out really. Following this we all went "dar" and went to kfc where we ate all their hot wings and we had to bargin with them to get some cool crispy ness... man i love kfc

Following this we went home and I harrassed spuddle for a while, and talked to ruffle on my phone for so long it overheated and turned off.....Thats a lesson to all u k750i owners who talk while charging.

In other news, I'm a bit damp, and I hope nick don't come in cos I'm mostly naked... best to get some clothes on.... oh and I think I'm marrying Jade with mike and nick has bridesmaids. I think Dave may be jealous of her.

my hand hurts from typing now - oh and people stop sending emails to my hotmail, I barely ever use it! Use my Gmail, if you don't know it ask.


oki oki oki

oki dammit I gonna start this again, however I'm so out of date and u know me I'm more lazy than a rasher of bacon in mexico... yeah work that out... so he's bullet points of blah blah blah oh god there's a penny....:

  • Been to Exeter twice in car! with loads of things, and lots of poolage! Me and dave frolocked, followed by Mike and Nick frolockin avec me
  • Louis has ringworm and some other disease that makes skin go like that dude at the end of robocop. bonus.
  • Went to Hasting with the orpington posse, much good fun, even though I was hungover
  • Drank way to much Aftershock with Dan most days.
  • Had a HUUUUUGE curry with ruffle and adam, where lots of grease was injested, twas awesome
  • Was put to slave labour building a path, woo
  • Finally came down to Exeter permanetly, where we've done very little and just sat watchign tv and drunkin bevies
Wait, what are all the poles doing in russia? Holding up the phone wires! gaffaw.

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