Yesense - Ep029

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what have I told you about picking that, don't do it!

I'd just like to say that I'm rubbish at talking on the phone, in fact beyond rubbish, this is rubbish and I'm like here or even here..... so sorry to everyone if I speak incoherently and are not very forthcoming upon la phone.

right so to continue with the last post, Serenity won best film of the year on Johnathon Wosses Film 2005 mega bonanza super duper awesome thing, and joss whedon did a humourous acceptance thing

Apparently its dangerous to fire guns into the air..... well I'm glad someone told me.

Some student made a million dollars by selling small squares on his website to companies for $1 each!!! I mean what?! crazy fools.

I'm starting to become worried cos my blog is hyped up so much I have to blog at a high standard continually, the pressure is immense and intense, similar to rik waller on a camping holiday.

mfmfmf mgmmfmfh mf mfhhfm fhnm.... sorry had my tooth brush in my mouth, what I mean to say was, did u know when potatos go green, that green stuff is the same toxin as is in deadly nightshade and could kill you in quite a satisfactory way. by satisfactory way I be you won't do some Jesus trickery on it.

Random Quote:

"Crap I gotta bold this all up now *sighs* - Me

yaba daba doo

okay doubt most ppl will get this but cracked me up, if u've heard me raving about Firefly/Serenity created by Joss Whedon u may slightly know what I'm talking about. Apparently Entertainment Weekly twisted a quote from him about "closure" into he hates firefly and everything, here's his response:

"All right, now I have to jump in and set the record straight. EW is a fine rag, but they do take things out of context. Obviously when I said I had 'closure', what I meant was "I hate Serenity, I hated Firefly, I think my fans are stupid and Nathan Fillion smells like turnips." But EW's always got to put some weird negative spin on it. But so we're clear once and for all: If you read a quote saying "I'd love to do more in this 'verse with these actors in any medium" all I'm saying is that Nathan has a turnipy odor. It's not his fault, he doesn't eat a lot of them but everyone else in the cast noticed it and tht's not really something I'm prepared to deal with any more. And Jewel said outright she wouldn't do scenes with him except stuff like the SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER funeral scene which was outside in a high SPOILER wind. So if I do manage to find another incarnation for my beloved creation, it will have been totally against my will.

I hope that clears everything up. Oh, and when I say I want to do a Spike movie, it means I have a bunion on my toe.

-joss (by which I mean Tim)

(no, actually me.) "

[sarcasm]by the way that wasn't sarcasm[/sarcasm]

.... it was... that was a double sarcasm bluff thing there

check these searches people have done and found my blog:

drunkan cam
pictures of kavos nite outs
"i kick your dog" comedy
mom porne
"shallow and pedantic" "family guy quotes"
good porne
Tom Overdrive
"fire truck" "stalks its prey" "family guy"

Fill free to ignore this post, I know most hardcore fans of my blog will try and prevent this from being stricken from the record but in years to come it will become forgotten for its confusing nature and lack of original humour. wop

Yesense - Ep028


that was weird. Biros and Phones. Terrible.

anyway check dis shizzle out, I want one, except u look like a pillock:

Giving soldiers a high-tech leg up

Check This incredible Animation about the Ultimate Showdown!

Random Quote:

Me: "We should do sommit or sommit"
Ad: "Yah lets jerk off over each others faces..."
Me: "weeeeellll.. I would but I - "
Ad: "don't have a face?"

why are women short?

interestingly Google has no answer
... to be fair check this, then this, possibly followed by this, and finally this.

its surprisingly hard to search for tall woman without loads of porn showing up, especially on alltheweb - I saw u click that! norty!

after a curious talk with Rachel we managed to create a new super hero, by the name of BLOG, or Breakdance Loving Orgasm Girl... tbh I only came up with the orgasm bit but the thought was there....then after a similiarly bizarre conversation we pondered the use of an orgasmatron like in the film of a similar name. I decided that u could give people involutantary orgasms once we all have wifi nano-bots (shout out to mike) in our head, as then the right signals would be like, "plop".... not sure thats an exactly appropriate noise for an orgasm but u get the picture....

would bring a new meaning to the term "blue jack"... gaffaw.

Random Quote

"If you play a Windows Installation CD backwards, it is said that it makes awful demonic sounds. But, that's not the worst part; if you play it forwards... it installs Windows!" - Mike "The Man with a plan" Roberts

Merry Boxing Day!

or so the story goes. Christmas Day has arrived and agone, so you ask, what did you get for christmas Tom of glory Tom of Light. Well he's busy so I'll tell you what I got instead (with related photos from google):

Money (I can pay off the barclaycard now, yip yip)
Shower Gel
Shower Gel
A Book on Winston Churchill
Shower Gel
A Book on The Arsenal
Lynx Shower Gel

In news of the furthering: Rexxor's Crimbo bash was much awesome at his abode of doom, though I fear not only did we eat all his awesome food, we also proceeded in leaving a wonderful mess for crimbo day.... not good... sorry rex!

If you lot have never seen the Chronic - what- les of Narnia Rap... then I mock you all for being way more out of date than 70% of the reduced section in Tesco. Also this is kinda interesting if you believe that sort of thing. Make your own snowman without snow! whoopa!

My imagination for skillery to do on this blog is dead today, post suggestions in the comments. then I'll delete the ones I like and pretend I made them up and you're all useless. Winner receives the knowledge that they are me.

I might do a video log, or audio log or smellovision log.

Random Quote(and example of third person slippage halfway through a sentance):

"i got christmas drunk and whilst walking home may have disconnected his shoulder bone" - The Danu

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

so the time of the day, to blog tom did fear
had arrived after a night, of laughing and beer
after some pondering, tom jumped with a start
"I know I'll rhyme my blog in the name of art!"
although his motivation, was somewhat a'lacking
he cried "my dissertation! I must get a'cracking!"
for although the season was a time to be merry
there was no time for tom to drink any sherry
yet so far today, a pen he had not touched
just a spoon and pot of cheese he did clutch

Last night however, was a night to be jolly
the sky was clear so no need for a brolly
a collection of chums, had decided to commune
in a public house by the name harvest moon.
but as this rhyme was penned with a skill
tom needed the loo, so we'll pause until
he returns, ah here tom is back right now
commence our story if time doth allow

much talk occured, about a trip around the land
and a many more distant travelling plans
perhaps a trip from lands end to the groates
to be taken by car not train or ferry boats
but the news of the night was not where we're heading
twas the revelation that mark would be wedding
"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Tom nearly did utter
"best news since I can't believe its not butter!"
"whens the event?" "oh not in may but in june!"
"let me buy you a drink in this humble wetherspoon"
and tom thought to himself, "gosh this is scary"
"I'm not out of uni yet it seems we must very"
"soon grow up, blimey what a worrying thought"
a lack of girlfiend made tom quite distraught

but not to worry yourself, for you see i must
tell thee of how I came across this rhyming lust
for I listened to ja rule, read about the grinch
who stole christmas from the whos, indigo finch.
well what poor rhyming, can't imagine what you think
here let me reward you with this interesting link
you see I wrote this rhyme out of sheer desperation
as it sure beats learning things for my dissertation

the new range of motion of the tip of my finger from the top joint..... this does not bode well for my bone structure....

I've decided this is probably proof of evolution, as due to my new bone structure, if my finger gets hit by a slamming door, its new flexiblity will cushion the blow, preventing breakages, and hence my children will also have this new "mutation" if you will, and soon we will rule the world while everyone else dies from broken fingers! mwahahhawh! - and possible be unable to fire guns due to it and so can't defend themselves.... or sommit

we got a christmas tree!

woooo, which be much awesome, especially as we're actually have a christmas this year as opposed to last year *does a small jig quite similar to jigs many a year past*.

I've set a time scale for my dissertation now, so I gotta get down and do it, cos I'm sexy like that... or not. damn. I went to tesco today though, which surely leads to bonus points for tom.

Random Quote:

to the gym on 6th and 7th and to the bar on 8th
i assume ur using the anglo-saxon translation of the word gym, as to mean bar?
Me: dang.


claimed susie as she slowly stole the sun from Craig David....

yes oki I'm bloggin for the (warm) sake of blogging, however, we got free curry and awesome night for Sam's birthday, weeee, and Ruffle and sam treated us to some suspect karaoke, but respect for going up there :P

dang fools I need to do some work on my dissertation, I fear there's a large part I don't actually understand but I've been subconciously ignoring it cos I'm crazy dope like that.

If anyone is worried that I'm appearing in their dreams then, a) be glad it doesn't involve bananas and b) I'm only their to provide witty remarks and clever quips. However if I suddenly get flooded by water, wake me up and get me a drink!

Need to think of a different culture to go as to NewYears Party, any ideas send a SAE to Freepost, This isn't really FreePost. either that or leave a comment. Not only this but I fear I should prolly try and get fit, or get buff, or just get buffy and install her in my room....well if santa exists (according to smallville) then so does buffy!

also check it, Bearded Jack is in the Daniel "not quite as bearded as bearded jack and no where near" Powter - Bad Day vid.

Random Quote Joke:

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”

Golden Jubilee to light up the Exeter sky

Golden Jubilee to light up the Exeter sky

Exeter University is to celebrate its Golden Jubilee with a spectacular firework display in the city centre on... wednesday 21st december.... when there are no students there.... a cunning ploy... glad to see the uni keeping up its current record of cunning.

to the bar!

and so....

to orpington!

So this blog has been rather crap recently

and you knows it, not enough been happening to warrent me clickin on la Blog button....

however it was Pete's birthday. which we got quite spectacularly drunk for, but a reasonable level, and we talked to some guy about bears, and joining greenpeace and sommit mumbled in a scouser accent, and then we was like dahhh.

I may have some pics.

Mikey J has gone home! the fiend, he wins this time, but next time, wmahahhwhwshwahahah. indeed. Dave's also going today, avec me going 2moz.

Also i never mentioned this cos I forgot but check out rocketboom best vlog around (stay tuned for our vlog)

or just watch some vids of us here

I keep nearly buying a gamecube so I can rub myself withit, someone stop me! also make me do work while your at it.. Dissertation ARGH.


Random Quote

"hey this blog seems to lack its usual recipe of 2 parts humour to 3 parts crap" - Craig "I stole the sun" David's toe

Pic Festival!

"oh no" askewed Mike "my verticalness has failed!"....

..."my hands" stipulated Mike "for they are attacking my very face!"...

...blimey guv'na! its snowing! in fair exeter!...

...and all the while the snow continued fall, bunnies everywhere shagged like rabbits....

...and henceforth the little girl never wished to be taller again....

... a moustache, cutting edge facial technology... Rex concured majestically...

....furthermore, the eyebrow contest was won by Danu, sporting this rather fetching number...

...shitty wok anyone?...

...holy makeral!...

...and the birthday boi himself, avec his girl, singing their hearts out.... quite amazin this photo was vaguely in focus, bonus points to moi...

....wait a minute.....

...dave fighting a cat moments before his hand was savaged by its teeth of death!!!.. me all of these now! meat me up woman!...

...santa forgot to trim his eyebrows this year...

..."d'oh" ravenged Nick "oh the pain"...

.... says it all really...

...and soon teh bar was on fire!!!!...



....crap... dinner...

...Pete's dinner...

...the elequent pete on his birthday...


....Jenga Extreme...

hey don't do that

do this -> cool link about kids vs chimps (for mike) cog sci me up!

In other news, I've completed Fable: The Lost Chapters, which is an awesome game, and then yesterday I started playing The Movies, which was of equal excellence... unfortunatly I then started playing F.E.A.R and it addicted me so I got to interval 7 out of like 12, shizer!

I descibe it as: "its amazin, its like a cross between halflife 2, Max Payne 2 and sommit spooky as shit"

Time to apply for IBM

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | New-look Pooh 'has girl friend'

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | New-look Pooh 'has girl friend'


or as dave said: "WHHHHHAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thas crazy. is she hot?"

Damn disney, once microsoft are destroyed I vote firefox/google vs Disney

quick funny:

Some Guy on Fazed: "Remember when the German's bombed pearl Harbor?
Some Other Guy On Fazed: "yeah that was awesome it was all like raaawwwwwwrr pew pew pew boom and then an iguana popped out"

...awesome... also check this top gear thing

oh also Fable: The Lost Chapters is pretty cool, done by Lionhead, feels a bit nintendo like... I'm sure I should have built a bookcase today...

oh and I have a cold.

Vibrantly Benevolent Dragonflies

...according to recent surveys at least....

Check this extension, you can view all your tabs in firefox in one thumb-type-nailed extravaganza!

in further news, I suspect I may finish my presentation without a whole list of humourous yet catastrophic events occuring.

and more so, that "Whose Line Is It Anyway" is the funniest thing I've ever watched and I don't know why I've never really seen it before, tis awesome, watch it... by any means necessary.... obviously not by downloading it.... off bittorrent....from ISOhunt... or anything similar

did you know? no? oh. better tell you then:

  • bathykolpian - Deep bosomed
  • callipygean - Having well-shaped buttocks
  • colposinquanonia - Estimating a woman's beauty based on her chest

Random Quote:

"Express my echo!" - Craig "pass the salad carte" David

Current Status Of The Battle Between Good Vs Evil

since Thursday last week:

Good: I did in fact to hand in my 3000 word Stage 1 assignment without a) losing any knapsacks b) being roped into some sort of Corne Porne Production.

Good: Went beerified drink dans la Walkabout to celebrate longer licensing laws, dancing in streets, no deaths, bonus points to all involved

Bad: Nick got scammed by Walkabout and passed on the scam to us unwittingly, pah wristbands for 2 quid, for cheap drinks we didn't even buy!!! the fools!!!!!... or something.

Good: Snowed uberly, from end of walkabout

Good: I got to take the train home for only £20.50, whoopa!

Bad: Was hung over

Bad: Train got stopped and delayed for 30 min cos some dude caused a rucus and some police officers had to remove him, apparently piece by piece or some other such way.

Bad: Twas a "fatality" at some station beginning with S... maybe sebiton, or sydney. Got thrown off train at Woking, stuck in cold for ever.

Good: Got to orpington, scammed Dad into driving us to Petts wood, where we had a joyfull curry and a number of drinks in The Sovereign with me homeboys, awesome.

Good: Walked all the way home from Petts Wood, people cheered, knickers were thrown, however it was like 1am or some such

Good: Started drinking at 4pm in Harvy with orp posse, cracked the shots out, avec aftershock, drunkenness soon ensued, then turned up to Ram Ba Ba, for Trev's surprise Birthday bash as The Hives (and rex as green day) we looked mega awesome with some cunning moustaches, and awesome white ties. We all got way to drunk compared to everyone else (loads of people) there, Trev turned up and was a billion times happy, which was awesome, and we quaffed, and we laughed, and then somehow....

Bad: Karaoke machine was introduced.....

Good: ...but was awesome anyway, and we danced the night away. I ended up going wandering home blind drink I suspect, randomly chatting to Gemma, eventually Rachel's Mum took me and Colin to Neils house, but weren't allowed in and went home.. WhoopA!

Bad: Threw up.

Bad: Woke Up. Threw up.

Apparently Dan nearly got arrested but Rachel's mom saved the day

Bad: Drank water. Threw up. Ate something. Threw up... worked out the pattern.

Bad: Took train journey even though I felt crapper than that time I forgot where the loo was and used my bedroom "to go" for 10 weeks.

Good: Eventually recovered, then went to Ram.....

Good: Applied for Accenture!

Bad: Was Rejected from accenture nearly straight away (day or two after) - all my hopes and dreams destroyed.

Bad: Mega clashes of events, had to let some people down

Good: Sorted now

Bad: I have a presentation for Monday

Bad: I have no idea what I'm doing

Good: I've written all my Xmas cards! whoopa!

Bad: I lost an hour of play time on Gun cos it crashed

Good: "Whose line is it anyway" is awesome

Bad: wrist hurts from typing this boring thing, shoo now

Photos and humour later.


Sup foolios, people should get the game Gun, its all wild western and awesome. Except don't run msn at the same time, cos I managed to lose an hours worth of game with it, can't be assed to re do it and gonna uninstall it. But if you turn off msn, dang awesome game

Half-Life Owns Halo

Half-Life Owns Halo

That was a long post wasn't it children

“I have nothing to declare except my penis.” - Craig "Fill Your TV License Form In" David

I havn't done an actual update for approximetly the same amount of time it takes Ultra-Jesus to defeat Daniel "Evil" Beddingfield in a spoon and eclectic frisbee judging contest without his trusty ultra-shiny-shoes. Also, I think the below licensing things are wrong, because the Spoons website reports different opening hours, and it reckons Arena is open from 11am.

Quiz News: 2 weeks ago, Dave and Pete weren't at the quiz, and although we were pwning people, we then died horrendously in some crappy excuse for the last round. However in a strange twist of fate the last two teams (we came 5th out of 6th) fought for the money prize using the ancient technique of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Jethro Tull. I was chosen as our warrior, and via swift thinking I defeated him with slight of hand, pscyological analysis, but mainly by first covering his rock, and then cutting his paper. £30 was our win.

Last week we managed to be the only team there, though did have Dave and Pete. So we split into two teams, and with skill unknown to various homosapiens, me dave and chloe beat Pete, Mike and Nick, using our superior guessing skills. In the end we all won everything, and for free! and the quiz people want our babies.

Recently I've been writing 3017 words on Self-Organizing Maps, which seems cunning as I had a deadline for that exact document. Shazam.

Here's some cool links I've played with recently:

Random Quote

“I remember when back a long time ago in the future when ultra Jesus had to go forward in time so that he could be born and then travel back in time to death and take the place of his dead body and become El Ultra Zombie Jesus, but on this way back from his burial in Mexico to the US he was detained indefinitely by border patrol. That was one hell of a weekend. ” - Craig "so Wilde" David

New pub opening hours approved in Exeter - Shazam

New pub opening hours approved in Exeter - prolly more wrong that pete tong's schlong

Let them sing it for you

Let them sing it for you

Check This!

This. is craig david. if. he looked like dave. and had 30 t-shirts on. shizer...

...we own the bar!!...


A worrying dave theme it would appear throughout

PBS | I, Cringely . November 17, 2005 - Google-Mart

PBS | I, Cringely . November 17, 2005 - Google-Mart

This sounds awesome. Awesomely scary. But awesome.

The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot

Discover Music - Pandora

This is something incredible, perhaps better than music plasma and really friendly to use and informative. Word my fellow music junkies, go forth and junk out.

But not you dave, do you bioinformatics otherwise death occurs!


Boing Boing: Guy fixes computers in exchange for sex

Boing Boing: Guy fixes computers in exchange for sex

Fecking awesome, I need this job, screw you accenture (not really I love you, take me in out of the cold! argh!)

Teuvo Kohonen - a modern day self-organized Legend

Screw you Doyle, Kohonen Martinkeowns you!...mwahha...ahem

Adobe Systems Incorporated Terms of Use

Adobe Systems Incorporated Terms of Use


BBC NEWS | Technology | Microsoft to remove Sony CD code

BBC NEWS | Technology | Microsoft to remove Sony CD code

oh my god Microsoft have actually done something right! Sony gonna be like shit dawgs.

a sunny sunny afternoon

not sure where that came from, but imagine the scene, your sitting at your pc in the early evening, leisurely perambulating the interweb as such, but hark what is that one hears? a strange crunching noise? From where hence does that come? The road you say?

and shock horror, there's a huge comet lorry slowly cranching summer's car's wing mirror. "oh my" i declare "whatever can the matter me, that lorry must surely stop" but to my suprise it proceeded to accelerate out of the melee, and disappear into the lonely lonely night. Not without first denting the afformentioned Rover 100, and ripping its bumper apart etc. With the speed and agility of a porturican I grabbed a pen and paper and managed to jot down most of the number plate (VW55 if I remember correctly) and the timeage (17.13), and called unto Dave:

"sup girlfriend, check dis shizzle out homeboy, da truck gone and cranched up summer's car"

"w00t" cried Dave, "my car?"

"no shorty, it be summer's, ya dig?" to which he did.

Shortly following this conversation an exploration was constructed, chosing our best team of me and dave, we proceeded to "bang" on the streets doors till we knocked up summer. With the skill and trickery unknown to most mortals, we communicated the situation and comforted her with our bosoms. maybe.

In the mean time a crowd, as such, had congregated and we all went to inspect spring's car. Dave quickly lept to the rescue explain what to do and who to call, which spring was much appriective of. Meanwhile I was like "dang fools, I saw that, I am teh win, I got number plate and shizer, worship me"

to which spring was like "woop!" and I replied with a "honk".

drink down your gin and kerosene....

*rocks out*

awesome, anyway, I been working like non-stop. Not efficient working, but working all the same, I've run outta ink though dammit. I kill many things.

World Processor - Interesting world viewage

Now I just need to apply to accenture, I am the win. Also I did bioinformatics (in theory). Starbucks I suspect today, time to charge my Fall Out Boy player.

Not been a very exciting post has it? see what happens when u don't mention Craig David!

Random Quote

Keep quiet,
Nothing comes as easy as you.
Can I lay in your bed all day?
I'll be your best kept secret
And your biggest mistake.
The hand behind this pen relives a failure every day

webster's dictionary...

...defines a student newspaper as " a biased excuse for a news reporting document, whose mission statement consists mainly of finding an obscure story, spin it to attempt to prove that as many guilds/student unions/universitys/commercial companies/charities are as bad as possible. Most are run by the Evil Daniel 'not quite as cyborg, cyborg jack" Beddingfield - related: Micheal Moore"

exactly... I done some work today and careers woman loved me up some... as did the corne dude.

Nuff' said.

I hate making up titles

"This 'boing' is made for peeing,
and that’s just what it’ll do.
One of these days this 'boing's gonna pee all over you"
- Craig "that shouldn't do that?" David

Enough of that really, we went to the quiz yesterday but it was cancelled in a shock bust up, between us and the fact there were no other competitiors, so we got free entry next time! yay! Plus we then made up an awesome alcohol round, which somehow dave managed to convince them meant we had to have free beer. A job well drunk mr dave. Seeing as the lemmy shut at 9, we had to waddle over to the ram, which was cool cos I saw clair, dave de la hardcor and beax.

Advice from Professor Bookshank: if you were a lowly exeter student... and there were 2 pigeons on the roof near ur window that were being noisy... and you wanted someone to get rid of them... and u found someone who's like hazaar!....and owns a water balloon firing device....and you want them to shoot a water baloon at the pigeon... resist, cos it smashes windows...

In other news we broke louis' window....shit.

News Flash:

In shocking and stunning news today, we have learnt via various popular rnb artist sources that my blog has been known to warp and "scar" people permanently. Without the quick wit and stunning fashion that usually exubes from here we were unable to defend ourselves in time, however luckily we comissioned 2 independent reports on this matter here are the findings:

"On a scale of 1 to 10 I find this blog to be Booshank" - Professor Booshank of Bookshank University, Booshank.

"This is like the time Craig David saved 25 orphans from a mutated combine harvester while accepting his nobel prize for his accomplishments in the field of 'being all over your...boing'. In conclusion this blog is safe for ingestion." - Craig "I ain't saying she's a gold digger" David.

the gospel according to:

Cheese on toast: First there was Toast, and the Toast was like "dang I be alone and not that street really". Then Craig David was like "when the crowd say bo, apply Cheese liberally" and henceforth cheese was combined with toast for a yummy warm feeling in your tummy.

I got fined 10p today by the library, but apparently if I hadn't paid it when (sic) I graduate i wouldn't be given my degree, cos I owed the uni money. Which was nice.

I failed to buy a bookcase as well today, due to various oddities and lazyness, but I did end up going to Starbucks with the guy I like to call "Mike the Cuddler". He disapproves.

btw I conned 2 supermarkets yesterday, but I can't be bothered to tell you why, just believe it was a great show of gritty character and somewhat suspect dance moves.

Random Quote:

"Dang its cold, like that time Craig David was locked in a Chiller by the Evil Daniel Beddingfield, and was forced to escape by only use his vocal talent and a craftily shaped pencil sharpener." - Me

my thoughts exactly

History - Uncyclopedia: "“I'm all for history repeating itself, as I forgot it right after the first time around.”

Craig David on History, Life and the Cosmos"

Exactly really, that neatly leads me on to the fact that I drank way to much at open mic nite (who even knew it was on?) at the lemmy and had a near all day hangover. Perhaps I am broken.. Perhaps craig david is all over my...boing. Though chloe did knee me in the balls, which wasn't the best fun ever, for more detailed (and remembered) info look at mike's site,

interestingly apparently Porn was invented in England in 1838, bon(ers)us all round really. oh and I've realised I need to apply for jobs within the next say.... 2 days... SHIT.. I just wanna swim with dolphins.

Smallville out 2nite, I am the win(kle).....


...everybody danceeee!!..

...the photo I decided to text in and get up on the big screen for like the whole evening!...

...the photo rex decided to do exactly the same with....

....holy crap with my aformentioned dongle!..

...if only louis was at the club like this...

..aha you foiled our plans.....gaffaw... Loser security cam seemed to activate during spoons...excellent

well I've just

gone to the careers fest, and it didn't really help me in the slightest, I still have no idea who/what/when i wanna do who/what/when. However I suspect masters is not gonna be the choice of the tom...

I've also started work on my search engine prototype, but now suspect I should just do my bioinformatics coursework, to get rid of deadlines...

"biggest human toe" - Google Search

"biggest human toe" - Google Search

Holy Crap!


is better than drinking any day, woo, dang thirsty, and only just got up!, hectic

what would you do if...

you were like drunk, and people were like sup fools, and not its not her fools. mwahhaha...moving swiftly on

Played Rileys with stu and mike 2nite and lost to stu, errorfull really, then went to spoons where pete, nick, chloe, kath? and joe? joined us... about 4 pitchers and 4 pints later went to sam's house party. Zoe and dave ala hardcore was there, which was woooo.

I'm also like dang,where are my hands. which luckily I found next to my arms.


awesome weekend, friday nite went to a pub with the ruffle and the adam in colchester, some weird girl attached herself to adam cos she was hammered and a pikeh and was like "hashsalkdjg I lksdhkljashg like .jkshadjkasdg you, if I hjad a house come back to my place".....

Then on saturday, we went to an awesome chinese restuarent that was like "woo I'm a rest...ta...rant"... and then to spoons where the bar was so busy we managed like two drinks...

Then we went to the route, which was an awesome club, although it was 5 quid entry and they took our finger prints, before 11pm it was 1.50 for most drinks, afterwards though it was like 20 quid for 3 vodka and cokes, luckily I bolted a fair amount of alcopops before hand... bonus...

Awesome ghosts, and fire spinning people.... club music also rocked....

Coaches suck though damn them all


Well that was clever, drink too much beer and go to the club nite before I need to get a coach to london. Its like that song... er starts off a bit like

"oh god oh god ow ow my head, help me mike, where am I, you passed out? ARgh"

but its fiiiiiinnee I seeing ruffle today who I can sex up with some spinach, maybe

falling over.

holy stringtokenizer batman!

yup its that time of year again, time to be a code monkey, however yesterday even though I spent most the day attempting to code I paniked too much and failed completely:

Yesterdays Code Status: Code Mud
Today's Predicted Code Status From How Well I'm Doing At The Moment Wibble Wibble Whoops Where's My Thribble: Code Mole

Furthermore I've gotta go to colchester tomorrow, on a fecking coach, man I hate coaches more than apple juice... wait maybe that's pushing it.

ARGH, I've got to get my dissertation in by end of term. what the Fudgicles? also I suddenly in the mood for trance, BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM etc. awesome. oh btw works again, wippie!
unfortunatly I have no exciting or humourous things to say today :(.

Holy crap dust men are here, to the bar!, plus we saw wallace and gromit yesterday, totally awesome, go watch it fools!

Random Quote:

"Hello, I'm the toast king and Craig David's all over my.....boing" - The Toast King

it was just like christmas

woo went to monday club at imp etc, now very tired for some reason I gotta do some java 2moz cos I so cool like that (sic)

Check out dis song ma jig: Low - Just Like Christmas
it be on the Oc Mix 3 soundtrack.

In other news check this confession site

plus not only is my leg itchy but we're going to arena tomorrow, woo

Current Stubbleness factor: The Ping Pong Effect.

Word. or paint to be specific.

Double U, Tea, F mate!

and so here's Pete, Louis and Dave having way too much fun on one sofa.

We Lemmy Quized it up last night with the skill only someone of inadequate vitamin composition has, unfortunatly there were a bunch of loud bastards (or was that us?) that beat us, but second place ain't bad... except we missed winning a dvd player by a point.

Dave won head jam though, and won....a really wtf ?

In other news, Chloe was more hammered than the masscre at the 1984 Nail convention. Luckily only minor co-stars got badly injured, however cars splashing people who are drunk and unaware is so funny my umbrella decided to self combust, so all I could use it for was a shield or some sort of teenage mutant hero turtle type shell. error.

I gotta see me homey Corne today, and be like sup foolio, project me up white boy....

now on to the party ->

Mike Soundboard... blargh

Check it out here, I'm tired, but I slept for ages, and this coffee hurts my insides.....

voip be up buster

see what i did there? if not go here for free calls to Many a country.

oh and if you live in america and/or the Nedarlands (yah I'm down wit the lingo) then I apologise for any scary prank phone calls u may have had which may have consisted of the words "hard gas", "crumpa" "Porn" etc.

Anyway, you foolios should check out my dual monitor sexual setup, its kinda useful in a geeky "my god I have no life" way.

Current Stubble Mania: Blueburry Muffin Texture...

Oh also we got Xmas Tree up and lights up finally! bet you all thought we were getting slack didn't you, well never fear the dustman, for he has seen more things than a fragile mortal has.

Till 12 and/or 1am...woooo for spoons!...

...this is what we in the trade like to call a "Christmas Tree", say it all together now children "Chris-Mas-Tree"....

...the power of my weight knows no limit, and once again something has bit the dust...dammit...

...woo, check this multiscreen shizled out, I am the win, I am the win....not...

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