Brain Thoughts

• I wish there were 2 lunch breaks at work. then I would rule the world with a steely fist and razor sharp pineapples
• I sometimes think we should use dead rabbit instead of our build server
• throughout the day my computer commits tiny suicides, each time reaching out, closer, to the peaceful tranquillity of silicon heaven
• Rex smells, but not as much as the cardboard that has sat outside our overflow pipe for 7 months. It has mushrooms and worms. Yummy!
• I'd overflow HER pipe
• New Hobby: Swippang vewols
• As I wait for the Diphenhydramine Hydrochloride to kick in, I made up the word tweetmo & have decided to live up to its ridiculous hyperbole
• "replace all" is a dangerous option for any one, especially bunnies
• When I flash my free coffee wallet today, guy was like "Whoa it's the FBI", how we laughed....
• Actually I was like "Indeed, I have a few questions, firstly, why does your coffee taste of dead babies?"...
• To be honest I actually initially looked confused, then half-heartedly laughed as I thought he'd misprounounced 'VPI'... damn you Zeus
• Luckily for my health I did not get stabbed and I didn't become a target for molotov cocktails. I'm trying to keep my drinking down anyway.
• If anyone is travelling by tube: http://tinyurl.com/d6ruun
• Simplest April Fools ever, sent by email to our office: "Krispy Creams in the Kitchen, Enjoy".
• *Head desk* 'bad joke exception'.... jokes here hurt me

Brain Thoughts

• Today has gone faster than robot jesus on a tricycle. In disappointing news, Ad has bought an iTouchMyselfEveryNight
• Apparently trying to get to work earlier takes much longer, and the tube was so busy I ended up bumming a hot indian girl the whole way
• I should probably tell someone that the tower dispenser in the toilets is actually a cunningly disguised cattle prod
• I now have my Bupa forms. therefore i am, by default, immortal.
• I think gmail has been weakened by the rain that is apparently lashing down on it, and is having trouble scrolling in a timely manner
• For some reason, the fact our building is having power outages, is breaking our water supply, so we can't flush the toilets
• Luckily, to spite me, Karma made me splash boiling hot free coffee in my face. Damn you Zeus
• Rofl, our build server has spazzed out beyond all sensible belief. To the ground it shall burn!!!!
• lollerskates - Mythbusters shatter windows of a village over a mile away: http://tinyurl.com/d3z9kn
• just elbow dropped someone in the head on the tube. classic
• Elbow hurts….
• mike: "did u just upload a vid called tom and mike's vulva?"
• crazy drunk on tube trying to communicate to a baby via the medium of song. baby appears more intelligent than him. possibly me as well.
• my hair just tried to take route in my eyeball, u can't live off eye juice fool!
• Not sure everyone in the office is as sexually active towards twitter as I am. It likes it fast and witty...