- I wish there were 2 lunch breaks at work. then I would rule the world with a steely fist and razor sharp pineapples
- I sometimes think we should use dead rabbit instead of our build server
- throughout the day my computer commits tiny suicides, each time reaching out, closer, to the peaceful tranquillity of silicon heaven
- Rex smells, but not as much as the cardboard that has sat outside our overflow pipe for 7 months. It has mushrooms and worms. Yummy!
- I'd overflow HER pipe
- New Hobby: Swippang vewols
- As I wait for the Diphenhydramine Hydrochloride to kick in, I made up the word tweetmo & have decided to live up to its ridiculous hyperbole
- "replace all" is a dangerous option for any one, especially bunnies
- When I flash my free coffee wallet today, guy was like "Whoa it's the FBI", how we laughed....
- Actually I was like "Indeed, I have a few questions, firstly, why does your coffee taste of dead babies?"...
- To be honest I actually initially looked confused, then half-heartedly laughed as I thought he'd misprounounced 'VPI'... damn you Zeus
- Luckily for my health I did not get stabbed and I didn't become a target for molotov cocktails. I'm trying to keep my drinking down anyway.
- If anyone is travelling by tube: http://tinyurl.com/d6ruun
- Simplest April Fools ever, sent by email to our office: "Krispy Creams in the Kitchen, Enjoy".
- *Head desk* 'bad joke exception'.... jokes here hurt me
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