- Today has gone faster than robot jesus on a tricycle. In disappointing news, Ad has bought an iTouchMyselfEveryNight
- Apparently trying to get to work earlier takes much longer, and the tube was so busy I ended up bumming a hot indian girl the whole way
- I should probably tell someone that the tower dispenser in the toilets is actually a cunningly disguised cattle prod
- I now have my Bupa forms. therefore i am, by default, immortal.
- I think gmail has been weakened by the rain that is apparently lashing down on it, and is having trouble scrolling in a timely manner
- For some reason, the fact our building is having power outages, is breaking our water supply, so we can't flush the toilets
- Luckily, to spite me, Karma made me splash boiling hot free coffee in my face. Damn you Zeus
- Rofl, our build server has spazzed out beyond all sensible belief. To the ground it shall burn!!!!
- lollerskates - Mythbusters shatter windows of a village over a mile away: http://tinyurl.com/d3z9kn
- just elbow dropped someone in the head on the tube. classic
- Elbow hurts….
- mike: "did u just upload a vid called tom and mike's vulva?"
- crazy drunk on tube trying to communicate to a baby via the medium of song. baby appears more intelligent than him. possibly me as well.
- my hair just tried to take route in my eyeball, u can't live off eye juice fool!
- Not sure everyone in the office is as sexually active towards twitter as I am. It likes it fast and witty...
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