I'm not actually dead, and neither is this blog

"Please don't forget about me" aroused my blog "I'll always exist in the hearts of your readers and the twinkling in the eye of the child who playfully uses a racist remark as a form of witty retort"

"Pah" I ejaculated furiously "our readers care not for us anymore, with a lack of updates and a stagnent smell in the air, all is lost"

"You lie" my blog grinded


And then I regained conciousness from smashing my skull upon the ocean's bed.


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