O' Rly?

Right, I'm going to have to step in now, this is getting embarrasing. You should be reading http://ameriland.blogspot.com, it's where all the "cool-cats" hang out and kick out some blues. Here's an extract:

As he staggered down the dark, dank tunnel of his soul, he happened across a cryptic clue scrawled across the wall, it read,

"...never was there a worse sight
than that of his pickled wife...

A thought glimmered briefly across his face at the sudden realisation that he had awoke something far worse than he had previously imagined. With a primal dread, he took out the bunny slippers from his dew soaked pocket, and realised the awful truth.

It really wasn't butter."

For more intriguing insights of a tom in the land of america please keep your eyes and genitals glued to ameriland.blogspot.com. Once this journey of sensual racial dismemberment concludes, this blog will recommence full time. Following this, I may clone ameriland and slam it in here, depending on the quality of it's content. I may spice it up as well. This all assumes I am granted infinite time with which to achieve such magic.

Now away with you, you cloud my vision with your vile opinions and despicable mannerisms. Be gone!

For all of you fools not in the know

I would like to translate the last blog entry on ameriland:

Shit.

God Damn Hippies

I've got so much blogging to catch up on, and I REALLY cannot be arsed, so much effort.

I really should do it before I go to America... what fellow reader? you did not know of such shocking excursional plans? Ha! You have been kept in the dark my friend, as some time last week I had some form of hethen fit, and accidentally purchased tickets to the United States for a month. How could I keep you in the dark you ask? With amazing ease and lack of effort.

Where am I going? New York -> Chicago -> San Francisco

Why? Cos I'm cool.

When? Tomorrow... shit.

"But how will we know what you do, will you keep this blog going?" the crowd of adoring fans cry out. Fear not! I shall blog... just not on here. I shall use this newly created child friendly, devoid of racial slurs blog: http://ameriland.blogspot.com where I shall post my wonderful adventures of muggings and stabbings that are sure to occur. When there is some form of post-watershed content, I shall pour lashings of it on this page of html crafted tomfoolery. Yes I know the ameriland blog looks shit. I don't care. I'm slightly panic stricken at the moment as my level of preparation is close to zero.

I have a dope camera though. Woo!

The N8XX debacle

Well kids, as your favourite gadget-whore, my extensive research and impulse obsessions have once more confounded my best decision making abilities. As mentioned before I'm thinking of getting the n810, however, there is also the n800 around.
Reasons why the n800 may be worse?

• No hardware Qwerty keyboard
• No GPS
• Comes with OS 2007
• Slightly bigger
  

Why it may be better

• OS 2007 runs more apps than 2008 currently, plus u can upgrade.
• Clock speed increase not much
• CHEAPER!
• FM Radio
• An extra SD slot, so can transfer between SD cards.
  
• Everything else is same, including screen res, touch screen, ram, wireless etc etc.
• It's actually out already, so has firmware fixes.
  

What's the price difference u ask? well play.com has the n800 for £150 (tho it's a pre-order for a 9th Nov release?!). The n810, when released, is likely to be £280, possibly more as play lists it as £499.99?! Interesting. On top of this, for that price difference I can get a sexy digital camera I've been looking at, the Casio EX-Z1050. Which is £122 and uses SD cards like the N8XX. It's also mega sexy.

Then again I probably don't need an internet tablet. But I'm not that clever.