God Damn Hippies

I've got so much blogging to catch up on, and I REALLY cannot be arsed, so much effort.

I really should do it before I go to America... what fellow reader? you did not know of such shocking excursional plans? Ha! You have been kept in the dark my friend, as some time last week I had some form of hethen fit, and accidentally purchased tickets to the United States for a month. How could I keep you in the dark you ask? With amazing ease and lack of effort.

Where am I going? New York -> Chicago -> San Francisco

Why? Cos I'm cool.

When? Tomorrow... shit.

"But how will we know what you do, will you keep this blog going?" the crowd of adoring fans cry out. Fear not! I shall blog... just not on here. I shall use this newly created child friendly, devoid of racial slurs blog: http://ameriland.blogspot.com where I shall post my wonderful adventures of muggings and stabbings that are sure to occur. When there is some form of post-watershed content, I shall pour lashings of it on this page of html crafted tomfoolery. Yes I know the ameriland blog looks shit. I don't care. I'm slightly panic stricken at the moment as my level of preparation is close to zero.

I have a dope camera though. Woo!