Yesense - Ep014
Lazyness Ensues
Once more i've been to lazy to do posts or anything but here's some interesting things we've done:
- Many a bbq, including some awesome corned beef, pepper, potato and tomato kebabs.
- Masses of work at uni, too hectic really.
- Voting en mass.
Unfortunatly I unleashed my "kitchen dancing" skills without the backup of Nick/Mike nearby to distract people, plus the dance floor was very empty, which means i had enough room to do some horrendous moves. Maybe next time I will shoot myself before dancing. Ah well.
When I came back to the house i was like whoa, and everyone was watching the election, and I was just being horrendously drunk so I went to bed. In the morning I discovered I had punched some sort of metal contraption in arena, and my knuckle was scuppered, I suspect it was due to frustration at not have an Adamantium skeleton. We all live in hope.
New Family Guy is totally awesome, watch it fools!
Cool Links
Online Version of Where's Wally!!
Article on Adamantium - w00t
Random Quote:
"ah, but if i had an adamantium skeleton, washing up would be so much easier" - the tom
"Oh this is almost as bad as that time I forgot how to sit down!" - Peter Griffin
Chris: "Hey little dude, how about some ice cream?"
Stewie: "Yes I could go for a frozen treat right about now. But no sprinkles. And for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."
Filling In The Gaps
A highly cunning boat trip device did occur last nite, though somewhat foolish as well, we drove all the way to exmouth to get a boat which went to exeter and back, then we drove back to exeter from exmouth. Good fun though, highly packed, but me and alex found a sneaky way to get to the bar, and hence lots of alcohol. As a pre-celebration for Zoe's birthday we all got highly drunk, then went to voltz. Though that kinda sucked cos dance floor is this big [] and there are too many mirrors so i can see my hectical dancing. ARGH..
anyway whop
Nothing of any importance
So murphy won the snooker. [Insert joke about murphy's law, haw haw gaffaw] ahem.
yesterday I decided that my body has shut down, as i nearly died in the gym, and that soon followed by having nearly a full blown forest in my eye. Things continued to worsen when I came across a crazy lady, with scraggly hair collecting blossom.
I've decided to collect royalties for various things, here are some of them i take credit for:
- The word cranched - as in, "dammit my orgasmatron is cranched".
- The excessive use of the word cunning - as in "thats a cunning ploy"
- The word jank - as in, "ewww dude, thats jank".
- The work scuppered - as in "that there pony is scuppered bro"
- Yaharr
- The excessive use of the word narf - as in "narf"
- bum clouds, arsebiscuits and arsecakes - though I don't really deserve credit for them
I also spent ridiculous amounts of money on a shirt, damn my eyes, also took me about 5 hours to choose plus I couldn't find any hair dye cos i got scared :( someone help me who is of a female nature!
Random Quote:
"If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling foxy boxy and such and such..." - Homer... i couldn't be assed to find a cunning one
BBQ of antioch
Forgot to post yesterday, whoopsy doddle, well on saturday night we had a bbq and drinkin sess with mike dave and pete coming round, this is a summary of events:
- Cheap 1.97 non-disposable bbq, 28 burgers, 50 sausages, wooo
- 4 crates of fosters - we drank 60 cans between us in end
- Dave's "fire exploits", burnlicious
- Mike covering dave in beer for an unknown reason then the destruction of our dustpan and brush in a related incident.
- Dave smashing alex's head into the window quite comically
- Dave pulling alex off wall which leads to them banging heads, quite funny
- Mike going insane and throwing hundreds of sticks over lesbian next door -and then getting told off about the sticks landing in their lesbian cracks...mmmm
- Our back wall suprisingly not collapsing drastically
- Many a colleciton of unrepeatable jokes
- Suspicious shots of midori which had various other alcohols secretly implanted in them.
On better news, new Family guy and american dad out today!!!! awesomeness.
oh and yesterday we sucked completly at the quiz, even though dave's pc was right next to us cos he was doing a lan avec mike and 50 other people of questionable hygiene.
Time to have brekkie i suspect got meeting later today :(
Random Quote:
"Stop mottling me down!" - Anonymous me...bum
"my sticks on fire. dammit." - Alexis nixus
and uneventful day I suspect
well not much happened to do, I did some work this morning on campus, w00t.
I went to my gym and now my sweatband smells of kfc, I have a theory here about something, but its not worth the time, effort or extra long hankeys to explain it.
However on the way to the physics building, which nearly killed me due to number of stairs, I discovered if u type hope in an overzelous manner into a phone u end up with goose. I think we all know what I'm gettin up, man's savoir will indeed be our fellow goose, here isn't a picture of one - woot?!!
New oc is like Argh with the ooh and the omg, quite interesting.
I can safely say that banana shouldn't go in there either.
Random Quote:
"Forget pi.l.l.s and p.at.ches - these do not work! The only clinical way to increase your s.ize by up to 32% is with our brand new e.x.t,e.n/d.er product. You will see results within days, both your le.n,g.th and girt.h will increase substantially." - interesting email I got, I dunno about you but this seems like the perfect way to increase my arm le.n,g.th and girt.h.
The War of the Worlds!
Is one example of something i got free today, along with:
- A plastic bag of biblical proportions
- A mug of less grandure
- Another book I cannot be bothered to look at
- The Guardian - the portal for free things
- Coke - The toilet needing device of graphics lectures
- A Cinema Ticket - wopple doddle
I think I'm buckerling under the pressure tbh, I've calculated via various alogrithmic atrosities, and bad spelling to boot, that my readers have doubled in numbers in past week, exceeding perhaps even 4, and covering two different counties. Its a good time for crap.
Game of the Day: Have a thumb war with a chilli flavoured vhs version of the series Duck Tales.
Not pony tales or cotton tales, no
DuckTales (a wooh ooooh)
Random Quote
"Damn just had the biggest banana ever, but was so big it snapped under its own weight, fell on the floor and got covered in fluff. not cool" - Adam Smith, the fool again
A Tragic day for mankind
Thats right, the last pot noodle has been eaten!!! okay it was out of date by 6 months ,but still, nooooooooooooooooooo
Oh for the love of Apache
Well at the moment blogger seems to have blown up and i can't get to the new post screen device so I'm typing this in notepad - the l337 version of word. Ahem.
Last night we decided the best thing to do was to share a crate of reef between 2 of us, this soon appeared to be a bad idea due to large amounts of sugar in them. ganky. Arena was good fun though, Stu was stupidly hammered on his 21st, but quite funny, we danced away the wee hours to a great set of songs. Last half hour was a bit bad though, foolish choices of songage.
On a cunning note, I went to pay power bill today and got confused and ended up in tk maxx and bought 4 t-shirts. They're quite spinky though and cheap so I'm moderatly happy though poorer than i was this morning.
We've just tried to do a tesco shop online but our magical 10 quid off voucher has failed so we emailed them complaining in loud voices.
oooh random point, strange thing happened when we got back after are, we boiled the kettle for some pot noodle 'a' making and a pile of glasses near by exploded?!?! scary stuff really.
I've discovered a serious problem with Mike's collection of meters and detectors, in that they all keep exploding and the such like, check these quotes:
"In an unrelated event my sarcasm detector has exploded." - Mike
"In an unrelated event my spankability meter has blown up." - still Mike.
Talkin of mike.... were you? cool. but anyway the first Formula TomDave Championship race has been held, with commentry and results on Mike's blog.
Some Cool Links:
Serenity Trailer - awesome film by Joss Whedon coming out at some point
This blog - w00t
Christina Aguilera - word
Random Quotes:
"u mean.. a t-shirt with a kung fu badger beating off a small trout?!" - Adam Smith
"Dude my jeans are too tight" - Tom Barker
Ow my eyes
Just returned from campus, yes I know its 2.40 am, damn everyone. I'm tired so a quick summary:
- Went to all my lectures
- Finished my Physics even though its not in till friday
- Phone line broke so I got technician to fix it, word to me
- Drank beer by accident
- Zoe and Katie came round, much fun catching up
- Went to campus at midnight with the Dave.
Random Quote:
"nrgh sleep wobble plopf" - unknown source
Lesbian Cheese Racing!!
with mike back the obvious choice was spoons for our nightly "hang out". No alcohol for the tom though, too skool for cool.
Girl Through Window Update: Currently reading a book through osmosis.
apparently the benedict dude has been "installed" as the new pope, tbh I think my pc needs a pope, might install one later. Also on a related note, Will Smith's new album: Lost and Found, is much awesome, listen to it and get jiggy wit it.
i was thinking, if i was a rapper i'd be all like:
yo, a conclusionary fact
is i'm reasonably black
On to more important news, me and dave have invented Formula TomDave. The basic premise is cheese cars which have 2/3 lesbians on each one. Now you may think this could cause a few problems, that a) the girls may fight and b) that the cars will not infact move, however:
a) Its positively encouraged that the girls should fight for control of the car, however as there is a danger from choking from clothes, competitors must be naked, for safety reasons.
b) The track is infact not a circuit, but on a slope, and is heated underground, so the base of the cheese cars melt and therefore slide. Hence choice of a good meltable cheese is needed. Best place for a track therefore would be down a volcano. Good stuff.
Right check out the stuff below, I'm going to watch Doctor Who. Yay.
Interesting Links:
Some interesting translation of popular rap lyrics, quite funny.
Virtual Bartender 2: Now with two girls!!! I have the list of commands as well (see comments)
Random Quote:
"you smell erroneous today" - Sam, after hugging me, d'oh
"yeah what up detroit" - my homeboy Dr Dre
