internal conversation I had with myself:

(while walking in the loo)
Me: You going to the toilet?
Me: No I'm going to masterbate in some pre-stored urine

well I dunno do i...


Anonymous 12:13 pm  

tom thats a naughty thing to say! and its dirty and its reason like this that you 5th on the how to masterbate msn list! now you fell silly! xx

Tommeh 1:36 pm  

I know :( I gotta try harder then I can be number 1. wooo

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