Its what you say when your a common shrubbery.....

and so the award for best text message to tom goes to adam for this one:

"Man, alcohol told me it wants to fuck you up, watch your back fool"

Went to firehouse last night, there was guiness involved and hookers. minus the hookers.

I often wonder if there is some limit to the amount of tv shows I can watch, luckily I'm half man half machine, and 7 times as square eyed

Freshers squash 2moz, society joinage alert

oh and its "G, I'm a tree"


General Ramblings and Observations by Tom of Earth: a cryptic emotionally-driven look into the life of times of the infamous sock wearer, gadget-whore, unintentional blasphemer, hypocrite, servant of Xenu, Pastafarian, absurdist and thantophobic...without me, its just aweso

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