whoa, now that was a gig and a half and a bucket of dopeness chucked all over it. totally one of a kind, DJ yoda mixed up 2 hours worth of movie clips with some hot tracks on a big screen, some highlights:
"oh I do like to be beside the seaside" in D minor
"oh I do like to be beside the toilet,
oh I do like to be beside the loo,
oh I do like to go a poo poo poo poo...." - my toilet song
unfortuantly I must resist your pleads for an encore cos I've to perambulate to campus, along with Dave and Alex... did I say Alex? mwahah course I did cos u can see I did as this is written... so I guess I didn't actually "say" .... I give up
Hi Rhys.
We went to pub again last nite, with the drink and gaffawing, not too much drunk enough luckily, right gotta go before we all die.... sl8rs foolios
hmm k I forgot to click post before I went, so its like 12.49 now and we be thinking about an English Lazy sunday come back, but we gotta learn to be funny, then dope then rap. Its all gravy hombres.
our quiz performance on monday, dyer wasn't the word, mainly cos thats a newcastle midfielder, but anyway. Alex is arriving from sunny spain today, wooo, what a shock he'll get it, my nipples are quite erect.... from the cold u understand, that will shock him. *sighs*
Link attack with a bat and rack of hats:
cat chicken vid
awesome handbag
whiskey tango foxtrot?
funny link for people too geeky for their own good
cool map drivin car thing w00t...
in other news.... we've booked a holiday! not before a huge amount of pain and strife due to me and nick being so young and sexy that people don't want to book holidays for us for fear of realising how unyouthful they are. the fools!
Check it, nice villa with pool and view and castle on a mountain. how can it go wrong? oh yeah we're booking everything seperatly and I gonna be driving a renault megane scenic... do they have lampposts in spain?
Went to modelling workshop today, owned everyone somehow tho don't really know how, prolly doing something on a pc that they said it don't work on *rubs himself* furthermore I bought 4 cornish pasties.
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"The average woman consumes six pounds of lipstick in her lifetime" - fhm fact-orama
and so the day of "get drunk or die trying avec la stu" occured, as u can see I was on panarama mode....
..."my eyes" convoluted Mike...
...again somethings not quite right here... can't quite put my finger on it... as I don't really want to touch stu...
...everything seemed fine, we were back, in one piece, no furniture destroyed...but wait!...
...the celotape of doom once more entrapped something human in nature!...
...artfully exhibited by chloe here...
... it was all smiles.. untill the dreaded gravity once more reared its ugly head...
..."arghgagh" pondered Stu..
...as chloe fell down the stairs in style...
There's a fecking squirrel in the bin! - awesome
Sunday Morning Songs is an awesome album, get it fools
I was all like "hey cool there's a midget" (to myself), unfortunatly I then remembered that kids exist, which was a downer.
Strangely for the second week running I spent 18 quid on food, yet somehow it was totally different, which was nice. Luckily huge bag of baking potatos is like 84p today, which makes me warm and fuzzy inside.
I gonna go to campus all arvo today for various reasons stemming from work, and work and some more work. I'm a bit smelly tho, cos even tho I've had 2 showers in the past 12 hours, I am wearing the same clothes from yesterday, aha good plan get my washing outta machine....
back
I apologise to anyone who just heard my outburst of swearing just then, I tripped over my mp3 player and thought the world had ended.
Last night i read this awesome book for like 2.5 hours called "if chins could kill: confessions of a B Movie actor" - its the autobiography of the most awesome actor ever, Bruce Campbell. If you don't know who he is watch the 3 Evil Dead movies and u will understand the legend that he is.
The latest news on campus seemed to suggest trouble ahead...
...luckily for the posse the situation was handled with poise, intrigue and more than a dab of beer....
...in case people are confused, this photo is indeed to scale, my pint is the same size as the game machine...
...the pain and drunkenness was immense, however I cunningly stapled mike's hand to his face in a display of intrigue...
....which stu pleasured himself to for a while....
nothing in our mouth tastes of anything, imagine if ur teeth tasted of something, and ur inside cheek tasted of something else, u'd be like "hey guy stop hacking my mouth"
I wanna get a t-shirt from www.jinx.com cos it seems like a thing I would do
hmm I remember this feeling, its like that time I drank lots of beer, and then went to bed and woke up and was like "ow".... i.e every other day then.
photos the later.
Random Quote:
the tom: "say sommit funny I need a quote for my stupid blog"
mike: "don't trust oregon scientific cos they will screw u good"
the tom: "I die a bit inside"
"May the guardian elephants hear my wish to collaborate with all the musicians of nature's orchestra. I want to see through the eye of the elephants. I want to join the dance that has no steps.
I want to become the dance. "
or everyone but the Earth's gravitational pull has declared war on/has become obsessed with my jeans. So if anyone sees me with my jeans round my ankles... feel free to say "hey guy of unspecified origin, stop hacking up my eyes".
Today I have mostly been making a snow man, I shall show pictures later when I can be bothered/have done it. Someone remind me to go to the post-grad open day on friday, woop.
ew little bit of sick little bit of sick
holy crap in my pants (not actually) check this drawing in ms paint, like whoa.
my bananas are too green, tis very annoying, I blame Daniel Beddingfield mostly, though Craig David would disagree and claim it was the combined forces of Beddingfield and Scot Joplin. and he'd be right.
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“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.” - Emo Philips (haw haw his name is emo, awesome)
Look at this little doggy walking on its hind legs!! awww..... wait a minute....thats a kid....dressed as a dog! the bastards!
this wasn't due to being chained up to a wall by Mike and whipped an exponential amount of times. Its cos I'm lazy and like "hey man stop hacking my room".
Watched arsenal match, man it was awesome, and we won! so awesome to the 2nd degree, no walcott tho :/
whoa suddenly mega tired, I forgot to shower today as well, so everythings falling apart - finished my nature inspired algorithm tho, so woooo or sommit
nrgh will blog better tomorrow, for now sleep
apparently, but I wouldn't go there due to my background and lack of socks. Last night was drunk night with stu night, which involved us lot getting drunk with stu in da ram. awesomely we saw Zoe and she was doing the quiz, so we decided to do it as well to show them who wears the hat. Apparently it was Ronald Mcdonald but we weren't aware of that at the time... anyway we came joint 2nd with like 5 teams, and through varying random means of deciding we lost and zoe's team won (by won I mean came 2nd) so we killed everyone and went to the cheesy chip location ->
check this game, its incredibly addictive and makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside
Arsenal v Real Madrid 2nite, whoopa
I need to still do work, while listening to some Acid Jazz prefereably, acid jazz is awesome, along with other dance and rythmn based genres. Right to the loo, but first check this:
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"Have you tried tieing a knot in a piece of rope thats only 1 inch long?" - Stu - after some cunning fallic talk, he got owned (cheers pete for the writage downage)
I'm pulling my hair out here, this program seems to be taking a life of its own and do stuff what I'm not telling it to do, the bastard...
Last night we were like, to new spoons, and then my phone was like wait foolio, and then I was like wtf. I walked out side and Nick appeared and I was like "whiskey tango foxtrot" I knew it!. which was awesome, nicks here for the week. he brought back edam! edam I tell u edam!
I don't really have much to say on this post, I'm really pissed off with my program tbh and varying aspects of my dreams which are getting worrying/annoying. I bought food tho so everything should be fine.
Pro Evolution Soccer is awesome.
Happy Birthday Krissy!!!!
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in reply to Exeter City not wanting the uni football team "churning" up their pitch
"they should play on concrete the wusses, I remember at skool we used to play on a bed of razor blades, needles from heroine addicts and the bodies of fallen teammates" - someone special
Awesome car advert from the 80s
man I'd want that car if I thought I could do those stunts
UPDATE: here's a similar saab one, not quite as good but quite funny
...from that link the other day, check this out the IO brush! awesome music as well, check this out dave!
that susie the grape slept with julian the grape, which has sent ripples throughout the Vitaceae family for obvious reasons. that I won't elaborate. because they're obvious. and you know them. probably. I drank too much water today.
Thats right, I failed to get up again, however smallville was dope so I'll allow myself the chance to not die brutally to doggy's stare of doom and candyfloss. Check out the Very Best of Euphoric Dance Breakdown, its pretty sweet, though in the end all my dance albums seem to have roughly the same songs arranged differently with 2 or 3 new ones added.
Dave's not back till tomorrow cos his engine went to the place where all engines go when they pass on. down the garage. Luckily ad started a blog, so I can fill my time with insulting him more efficiently when he's not online or rooting through my rubbish bin. (yeah okay I nearly said garbage, blah blah)
I bought some loo roll, start using it fools, the curtains all used up now....
I'll try and find a cool photo to put on here for all ur visually aroused people
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"damn that non drinking attitude. whoever invented it needs mr and mrs spank to pay a trip to botty land" - some Crazy Dutch Bastard
yes, well once more I had some crazy dreams which disturbed me, the first one I remember was to do with the uni or school organising a field trip, it was either u get to fly over the exeter/orpington in a shuttle for 70quid, or for 400 quid you got to go to space in a shuttle, and I was worrying that I was too poor and I couldn't afford it.
Next dream involved us going to a club in london and getting quite drunk, tho at some point I managed to get a job at the Lemmy, but they were first of all handing out a big bowl of heinikan that needed drinking.. interesting. and the I remember having to unclog a nacho machine, and various other weird duties, and Mike got fired. error. Anyway, after this club situation, I lost everyone apart from Adam and was quite drunk and walking around, and decided to walk into an ibm building to get a job (at 5am) and I managed to wrangle my way to talk to some important dude in his office, and I managed to be edgy enough to get a job offer, he offered me 17.33 an hour or something but I wasn't sure so we haggled about, anyway I got the job and was like woo, but then trains confused me and I got lost, but ended up home eventually and tried to tell my dad but he had a go at me cos my mum was asleep due to the shuttle decision or something...
in conclusion I must be scared of getting a job, the fact I have no money and that I keep getting lost...not that i do...hmmm... to the bar->
if this wasn't so out of focus, this dude has a massssssive pile of glasses, he was pissed off I asked for a photo tho, whoops, luckily alcohol shielded me from all., btw Dave's de la Hardcore's band (Zurich is Stained) is awesome, check them out sometime
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"Let there be light, or I shall bring da smackdown thusly" - heard by an earwitness
See, this is what happens when I leave the house, I get more soggy than someone whose got a degree in wetness from the university of OhMyFuckingGodItsWetHereWhyDidn'tSomeoneTellMeBeforeISignedUp... yeah...
so in other news I'm behind on my work, Arsenal lost and my feet still smell.
Luckily we got drunk two nights ago and it resulted in much beating up with cushions, mainly of Stu, so he now has a lump on his head and my side is severed, or other such device. We then walked all the way to the kebab shop and back just for food, damn we're cool.
no really, I'm actually freezing, stupid weather. I also had a crazy dream that we were in Bromley for Dan's b-day, and we went in BHS for some reason, and I kept like semi-blacking out for a few seconds, and for some reason I called it Halluncinating, so I went to the pharmacy counter and the dude gave me like a handful pills that were HUGE, and cost me 11 quid goddammit. Then we went to spoons, and confusion and I was scared at one point. Then I woke up but was still asleep, and my brain was like wtf.
Then Louis played stereophonics really loudly and I was like ah.
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"Fuck off you fucking internet" - what I just said to my computer cos the internet is being shit.
next on "When Passing Out Goes Bad"....
...meanwhile in the Ramcave (see what I did there), Pete and Mike were looking overly confident.....
..."mwahahah" conserved Tom "feel my head halo!... as opposed to any other halo I may possess!"....
..."oh golly gosh" concaved our two heros "whatever shall we do in our weakened state!"...
..."mwahahah" dribbled Tom "victory is mine"...
....in further news, who woulda guessed this is on my route to campus!.. well I would of...
...can't quite place my finger on it but something isn't quite right here....
...(insert italien accent) hey, its maaario!...
...somehow I managed to capture an action shot of mike's demise...
..."argh, mprphllpfflf" exploited Mike in anguish...
but he did just say "i was thinking of make joke about where xml er here, but don't worry it isn't" wtf?
I wish I could be bothered to post more, but it does wear the tom out thinking and the such like...
I woke up at 8 today, and went to campus in a strange and turbulent move, which resulted in me getting annoyed with blue room computers, boosting pepsi's vending machine economy and creating a sexy totem pole on Houdini. Then Jake from hollyoaks (who happens to take my modelling course) entered the room, and the conversation went thus:
Jake:"err, ahh hmm"
Me:"errr mm hey"
J: "Hi, just er checkin er the um houdini working?"
M: "oh um yeah its er good?"
J: "k... er... you got um book?"
M: "yeah er its um good um?"
talking of conversations:
Doc: Well, I'm afraid you have tuberculosis. I need to know, are you a creationist?
Patient: What does that have to do with anything?
D: Well, I could give you the drugs that would cure Tuberculosis as it was discovered in 1937, or the modern drugs that treat the disease as it has evolved into today.
P: What's so great about the modern drugs?
D: They're intelligently designed...
this dude rules
apparently BBC wanna charge tax for owning pcs as well as tvs. hmph
I direct you all to Dave's blog as he's expertly fashioned a photo collaboration of last nights extremely awesome events, click on the picture my loyal readers and let wonders amaze and amazements wonder:
yeah!
"hey mike" for that was his name at the time "if I was superman would you still love me" to which he didn't but should have replied "stop wearing my mom's thong and I'll think about it"
You may have noticed I havn't blogged for a while, I havn't cos I've been busy fighting a strange varient of Dolphin death, luckily I managed to give it to Gavin, Chloe and Louis, so my crime-fighting duties continue.
I don't mean to alarm anyone but not only did I wash my sheets but I also bought DJ Yoda tickets. This doesn't relate to it but its awesome and I want one. (don't click it dave u showed it to me!).
We had a power cut yesterday which resulted on us paniking, followed by my sexual arousal, I mean use of road works lights and phones to illuminate out souls. Then I revealed by laptop from a hidden orifice and we proceded to watch Austin Powers 2 and The Lion King. dude I'd never seen the Lion King before, I was like dang I can't wait to be king.
Random Quote
"I'm so far ahead of the game, I've gone home, showered, got changed and gone to the pub to celebrate already" - woot
I seem to have a rare varient of dolphin influenza, however this cheered me up:
Hassell my Hoff - Hooked on a feeling
to post some photos of my naked body. though when I say masses, I mean Stu, and when I mean "post some photos of my naked body" I mean "to shut the hell up".....
I think its time for a photo invasion.... actually that sounds a bit crap
ooooooooooooooooooooooohhh...
there's no adverts in my cheese (yeah)
there's no adverts in my hair
there's no adverts in my candy floss
and there's no adverts on my chair
there's no adverts in my ickle dog
no adverts in my underwear
then why for godamn motherfucking sake
are there adverts in microsoft freeware
thank you thank you - to the bar my fellow alcohol fiends.
Later on this Blog: The mystery of the mysterious reflective surface mystery
I'm eating fruit and fibre Tesco style. not that there's a tesco style to eating cereal, but the .... *gives up*
Had a french dude for lecture today he was all up in our crib like "hey guy stop hacking my server", tho he's leaving at end of february? dammit, luckily "another woman will take my place", which made me gaffaw, tho it wasn't heard over the noise my lion of a stomach was making.
man I'm tired. whoops broke the router *sidles away*
I feel a bit ill now, I blame prince of persia, couldn't sleep last nite so played it till late, then I was like argh sleep lecture wibble. I should prolly work...
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"why does swiss cheese? - because they can't bacon" - combination of stu and me, woo
. I do sometimes, its not good, spread the love my darling readers. Either that or extraction of the smackdown is paramount (or universal... gaffaw... wibble). enough.
Beware of the Lobster Kitty.
I saw the man known as Corne yesterday, and had like one of the most awesome tutorial type devices ever, nearly a 30min talk all about stuff, very cool. Unfortunatly he suggested I should do a phd, now my decisions are in termoil again. Time for Rage Against The Machine I fear.
We're hopefully going to the lemmy tonight depending on varying factors from tickets to turn out to if I don't die from lack of cheese within the next 23 seconds, more news on this later.
High juice time (pause) - excellent.
Nick went away forever today! ARGH, well forever being till 20th may, not good, he's going to Hide-my-Hoven in Hollyland. I suspect this signifies the beginning of the end of my rest-bite before semester of ultimate work that is worth half my degree!
~~~Abdula has returned~~~
Random Quote
"There is no one alive who is Youer than You" - Dr. Seuss
Some people may not want to read this due to spoilers but they be crazy wack.
Saw episode 100 of smallville, twas quite good but the whole concept was already done in Angel (I will remember you) and done much better in it. Something missing from the smallville ep I suspect.
damn landlord keeps turning up randomly and letting people walk round house, totally against our contract and it got me out of bed and having to apply clothes this morning. I'd bring the smackdown but due to me being at home its locked in my two-key safebox for outside use....
Went to la pub of ramming last nite with just dave and pete but was awesome night and we were like "vun!!!!, two!!!!, threeee!!!, voooof!", bonus points. Me and dave also opened up a can of weirdness on the bar dude but asking for shots in pint glasses and meat flavoured crisps. Damn we're wacky.....dang
this site is still one of the best sites on the internet: www.stuffonmycat.com
I seem to continually have the "little bit of sick little bit of sick" feeling, tis annoying, I blame robinsons high juice and alcopops. pop. pop.
I'm shivering so much now I gonna stop writing this and have some lamb grill steak. man its good
Random Quote
"Vagina Power!" - Storm from the X-men
Just had a great conversation with Dave and Louis lasting like 2 hours or more about religion, belief, good evil and moral, below is not directly related to what we talked about, but mainly my exasperation with humans. Its quite rambling as well, mainly due to the alcohol that I consumed earlier, tho at the moment has lost all effect. maybe.
In the end everything seems like nothing gets anywhere, I've seen so many arguements/discussions, so little resolution or conclusion. For instance I take every comment on slashdot as an example, especially in relation to Google or Microsoft and ethical issues, everything continually bounces around. Its fair duos that people share their views and opinions and I'm not saying they shouldn't express them or whatever, but no one ever has an answer that anyone can believe in and so much effort is spent in this continual circle of arguments and conflicting views that it really does seem like our existence loses some sort of progress due to everything that occurs. Again even this comment is useless and just a view and not useful in the slightest, it won't change anything, it won't put anything in particular perspective. Most people either believe or don't believe something, people are naturally stubborn, along with stupid and good, but still stubborn. And in the end its all in context, lets take the example of "Do no evil" the apparent slogan of Google. No one can really define Evil in itself, and in the end its probably just in retrospect.
Dilemmas whether ethical, moral, religious, or just basically humane can't be black and white, and its that very fact that make every decision, every factor or experience in life difficult. No one ever said life was easy, no one ever claimed that beliefs, views and solutions were simple, even though people expect or hope them to be.
I sometimes worry whether I should be out there throwing views around. "Making a difference", but also it seems easier to just take everything as it comes and do what I do. I'm sure this is the easiest way out, but I've noticed it involves less arguements and conflicts, but thats just on the micro scale. In the large context of things I'm not only a hypocrite, and completely complacent not to mention ignorant and neive beyond my comprehension. Though perhaps this realisation is a revalation in itself. Though probably not. Also I can't help but feel this post is everything that its arguing against, but hey I'm not perfect.
I'm going to stop now before I say something that makes even less sense that what I just said and is just the work of my busy typing hands. Once more regular readers can strike this post off the record. More humourous shinanigans to follow.
Just adding this for interest this is google china (censored) and this is google ameriland (uncensored as such). The search is tiananmen. Don't sue me.
I prolly should have changed jeans from yesterday due to mud stainage, and I've noticed my farting is becoming uncontrollable and my feet smell.... wanna go out with me? oh yeah ya do...
as Dave says i "need a cork"... dang diggy dang
Had awesome night at firehouse with Sam and Beax and then at Rileys with Sam, much fun, tho slight drunkenness mainly on Sam's part :P Also I need to improve my skill da la poolage.
I came up with a cunning theory in the shower today but can't remember it... *waits for it to reappear in his head*... omg it worked! yeah anyway, everyone should wear dissolveable clothes, this is for many reasons: 1) More excitement when it rains 2) weight loss due to people running for home/a place to hide when it rains 3) Keeps the economy going due to continual buyage of clothes... though this occurs due to women anyway..... dammit my feet really do smell.
furthermore I know this is obvious but many people still don't get it: Wolverine could have ANYONE. apart from maybe superman, but superman doesn't count cos he's not cool in the slightest.
Finally I'd like to apologise to anyone who doesn't get a reply when they text/msg me on msn, this is mainly due to me leaving my phone in random places and the fact I don't sit at my pc continually! yes its hard to believe but sometimes I go downstairs and once a month venture out the house!.... I need to stop using exclamation marks as well, they're for people who can't express themselves through words alone... or something equally smart.
nite fools.
Random Quote:
"I'm not the man I was, I'm more jaded than the first, I'm what you expected, what you didn't and everything inbetween. I am me but so detached from me, I'm nearly you. But nothing quite so dis-simliar." - a quote close to my heart/feet/ketchup holder
HOWTO make a noble fruit helmet for your cat
in further news I just cooked 16 sausages, sounds like a sausage fest to me (note: 23512th time I've used that joke)
shizer I not done a proper blog in ages, and prolly never will do *gaffaws* yeah that didn't make sense, wanna fight? interestingly all my work is now in, and I can take a chill pill.
Place of Interest: I managed to tell a group of girlies that our house was falling apart when the landlord was right nearby and I didn't realise, I promptly hid in Nick's room. I'll sue his ass.
For all those people with a "control people on a computer who arn't actually there but play a set of clips according to the commands you enter, mostly hot women, doing sexy things, or teasing, the bitchs, i kill them!" fetishes check this out, one more for the road.
Lately in my chilled out state I've been playing too many computer games, Prince of Persia: Two Thrones pwns. and Pete and I have been hammering out some X-men Legends 2, cos we're cool like that.
Random Quote
"life's getting up and not dying" - Your master
have u noticed that I have 5 min left before I suspected I would leave to go to campus... damn its a long way... but I have work to do... damn.
new timetable for semester 2! I seem to have the inverse square tangent vector of last semester timetable, 1 empty day and 4 busy ones. damn my foolish choices. ARGH deadline tomorrow to campus ->
I bought my parents 50 trees btw, seemed cheaper than the donkey option. but then I thought, "hold your horses *gaffaw* 50 quid ain't that much for a donkey".. but its a lot for a student. not that I'm buying a student. but I am a student. whose buying the donkey. except not. just trees. shh go away now....
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“Shin: Device for finding furniture in the dark” - Anonmyous... anonomou... no one knows who wrote it innit bruv....
“If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?” - Tom Snyder - rofl awesome.
(while walking in the loo)
Me: You going to the toilet?
Me: No I'm going to masterbate in some pre-stored urine
well I dunno do i...
I've some how made a java program that requires 55gb 28gb of Ram, and thats a poorly calculated probably highly too low figure. not only that this was my small set of sample data... I've made 24mb of files be represented by 55gb 28gb of data, as dan said:
mmm you can't beat unidentified white fish for breakfast.... I think I had a lucid dream last night, tho my recall isn't too good, tho I did wake up twice, around the times when REM sleep should roughly be. What I do remember is realising it was a lucid dream and taking control but then worrying that because I realised I was gonna wake up. What I actually did was hazy, but I remember deciding I needed a super power and it occured.
May not have been a lucid dream tho as it didn't occur to me to do a reality check, apart from super power thing. Twas cool anyway.
Talking of me and cool, when I was drunk the other nite I attempted a commando roll across my bed to access the sinkifying area, unfortunatly I fell off half way through to my doom. Ah well at least I didn't get told off for singing New York New York.
Also I had a cunning topic of conversation in La Ram the other nite, if girl's have a utereus, what do guys have in place of it? I concluded we must have a ballist *giggles at the word ballist* as such to help cope with potential horizontal situations. Everyone else was like Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
I need to read some philosophy I think, so I can talk poshly and with an air of knowledgeableness around me. But until then I'll just wish Rachel an awesome time skiing and not to fall over tooooo much... well maybe if u wanna :P
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“Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful.” - Buddha - well he raises a good point
well your wrong, now shut up and let me expell my knowledge and humour in a tightly packed ramble of wit and intrigue comparable with many a successful travelator. You may have noticed that I've lacked updates, this surprisingly isn't due to my fantastic golden shanks but because I'm a bit shit. Luckily every now and then I wrote down a note to blog about..... let the knowledge pour.
*shuffles notes*... k apparently I need to extrapolate my fondness of words beginning with the word e, for instance, erogenous, erroneous, extrapolate, etc...Also top tip for packing clothes in suitcases: leave hangers on, much easier to unpack and less hassle for your minions later on.
Twas Rexxor's birthday celebratory shindig on 7th and we went "down tha dawgs". Mucho awesome, with rex hacking everyone up and winning half the national global income of Luxemborg. suspicious if you ask me, or anyone within a 5 mile radius. maybe.
Next day after a series of coach and train dilemmas I arrived in time for a Mike Birthday shindig which resulted in mike being WAY too drunk and possibly evacuating some sort of acid out of his stomach, which probably should have been put in quarentine.
hmm I can't help but feel the internet is slower than wading through a pool of granite. luckily I finished my dissertation in time copies available on request, whoop... but I got 5000 words for thursday morning... craptastic.
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"accidently d/led "black guy fucks his mum" instead family guy" - Dan..yes dan
Dan's birthday kicked off to a tongue-tastic start!....
...followed by some excellent camera-work, apart from rachel's ghost shoulder, dan's ghost bottle and me not telling tracey what I was doing :P....
...this could possibly be rex, damn UV lights...
...holy retro man! which one is trev!?!?....I am...
...what a fine looking OzPom I see before me...
...."hallo my friend" claimed Sanchez "fosters me up oz-boi"... possibly....
..."achh aye" extrapolated Danny along with other persumably scottish stereotypical phrases....
....holy crap....
...damn russians, taking our food, taking our wives, taking us from behind....
...then mike's birthday was like "crap, bottle of wine. down it.. .crap."...
...holy external christmas tree batman!...
,,,someone got hungry
Chuck Norris Facts: "Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down. "
"Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies"."
Check what he says himself!
Yes I feel I am doing "the Jesus Thang" and ressurecting my insides, I feel some what epistolary and less precarious than the average woman who just married a dolphin....I mean its called Cindy dammit!
I've always found that my hair tends to explode disdainfully in a shower of sparks and people questioning my intended sexuality, however I think I've completed the unthinkable and reached hair so long I could become a professional wig impersonator.
shit I need to pack and then off to the land which I sometimes call exeter! whoop whoop
Random Quote
"okay everybody for my next miracle, I'm gonna turn water... into funk!" - Jesus Christ
Thats right gentle reader, your humble blogger has be struken down by an illness so vile that one proceeded to vomit continually throughout the night of New Years Celebrations every 15minutes. props to Rachel, Rex, Tracey and Dan for not stabbing me in the face and dumping me in a large natural waterway, where the source may be a lake, a spring, or a collection of small streams, known as headwaters.
Never watch Poirot when your ill and have very delusional dreams, especially don't watch it and then read a few pages of da vinci's biography, as the result is crazy dreams trying to solve mysteries in paintings. However I did temporarily manage to lucid dream, after I broke my arm and managed to pull the bones out my throat I was like argh, realised I was dreaming and forced myself to wake up, was crazy like I was tearing through into reality, awesome.
check this cat who rang 911 for its owner
oh and to continue la theme Joss Whedon in his humourous glory
Anyway New Years Eve was awesome! until I destructonmanated myself on something, thanks loads Rachel and Beth for letting us destroy your house in drunkenness! some dope dressing up notably, mexicans, french ppl, scotsmen, hippies, russians and of course australiens, whoopa. I ate half my moustache thought... shat its dinner time, brb...mmm I like mince and I didn't throw it up, and rachel came round with my things woo thanks a lot!... anyway party was good, though I just learnt it may have been some uncooked chicken I ate, who knows
I apologise for lack of normal combustoire but my stomaches reinacting the second world war down there
