Why I should write 19th Century Literature

"I see you found my clit bangles" he said with surprising sincerity.

"why yes darling, I was mearly sifting through this collection of lint-"

"Ah yes, how convenient. I believe you have been hunting for them for some time."

A look of intriguing bewilderment flashed across her face, as she pondered a tactful response.

"dear, you're wearing them in plain sight....."


General Ramblings and Observations by Tom of Earth: a cryptic emotionally-driven look into the life of times of the infamous sock wearer, gadget-whore, unintentional blasphemer, hypocrite, servant of Xenu, Pastafarian, absurdist and thantophobic...without me, its just aweso

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